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[SHAMPAIN]

=( I've never had glasses but lately I've been noticing more of those eye floaters so I think it's time for a test

 

[The Scoundrel]

I considered Lasic but apperently it wouldn't work on me

 

[The Cuntess]

I can’t see far things. It’s blurry

 

[Dove]

Yeah i avoid night driving

 

[Breakfall]

Mary Jane

 

[Dove]

Im okay until other cars get involved and then there is so much glare.

 

[Dove]

My older daughter has taken over driving for me twice now.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Yes we know Breaky. Just smoke the damn thing

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Is it wrong to wanna bang your 4th cousins?

3rd and up is totally fine.... 2nd is questionable.

Right? I mean, it'd be a huuuuuge waste

 

[Breakfall]

Wait

 

[The Scoundrel]

I rarely drive myself now. Just a bit of Sunday sporting with the roof down

 

[Breakfall]

Okay

 

[Breakfall]

My spliff is rolled ahahahahahaaaa

 

[Dove]

How old are you Scoundral? If you dont mind?

 

[Breakfall]

Young cunt!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Don't mind at all m'dear 56

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Wait

One thing at a time!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Just old enough to be a punk when it was new and to hit Ibiza in 85

 

[Breakfall]

Hahaha

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Don't mind at all m'dear 56

And your eyes are that bad?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It’s all the liberals around here who are old fucks

 

[Breakfall]

I dig you @The Scoundrel

 

[Breakfall]

We need more humour!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Liberals get old cos they have good healthcare @Breakfall yer not a bad fella

 

[Dove]

56 isnt old

 

[Breakfall]

Thanks man…private healthcare costs me $300 a month ..my liberal wife!

 

[The Scoundrel]

56 is as old as you act or feel. I know some very old 30 somethings

 

[Dove]

Dont believe the shit you hear about US healthcare. My family has awesome insurance and the costs are not high at all.

 

[Dove]

My mother is 59 and may as well be 80 something

 

[Blazor]

Do yous eat steak pie and mushy peas on new years or what?

I do a Southern meal! Fried pork chops, black eyed peas, and greens.

Black eyed peas are considered lucky here.

I always heard that, but didnt know why til last year.

Its cause when the Yankees came down, and burned all the crops, and took or killed all the livestock, they left the black eyed peas thinking they were only fit for animals. Thus the Southerners had something to eat, and felt lucky.