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[Dove]

But so that im good shape while im old

 

[Dove]

And have a better quality of life while im here

 

[Breakfall]

I have a Buick Dove

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Is it wrong to wanna bang your 4th cousins?

 

[Dove]

Itll be easier for my daughters too if im in decent health.

 

[Breakfall]

Did you like my wave?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

See as long as I can go fishing I don't care about getting old tbh

 

[The Scoundrel]

I smoke, drink (a little) take drugs and do very little formal excersise and I'm in great shape

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

It's not like I'm gonna have babies with them

 

[Breakfall]

Fuuuuuuck!

 

[Dove]

By the time im in my 60s im not gonna be able to drive at night

 

[Dove]

And they know this.

 

[Breakfall]

I’m gonna roll a joint!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I smoke, drink (a little) take drugs and do very little formal excersise and I'm in great shape

Balls are shapes?

 

[Dove]

Im already starting to struggle driving at night

 

[Blazor]

I have just had a feast of oysters, Balmain bug and brandy tart. I’m kicking back with a fine rum and counting my gold bars braah.

Nice..... oysters. I'd like 3 dozen of them right now.....and none of that Pacific crap.... Tassie all the way.

Pacific are bigger but I love the local Sydney oysters…they’re bloody magic! Naturally I buy them, but every now and again I’ll eat them from the rocks. Choice feed.

Not on the Spirit of Tassie.... big as a hand and so sweet tasting.... like mini oyster steaks.. plucked 5 off the ice in the buffet as they were being shucked and it was nearly a meal!

So good.... but in a pinch, any oyster matters....

Fuck, I want some!!!!

 

[Frood]

Is it wrong to wanna bang your 4th cousins?

3rd and up is totally fine.... 2nd is questionable.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I’m gonna roll a joint!

What time is it there?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You got bad eyes?

 

[Dove]

Too much glare.

 

[Dove]

Yep. Always have.

 

[Breakfall]

Nah…aim gonna rollmanotjerbjoint

 

[The Scoundrel]

Eyesight is the first to go. I always had perfect vision and hate wearing glasses to read

 

[Dove]

I wear contacts and glasses but lately just glasses.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I have a nose

 

[Dove]

I never had good vision ever. I had glasses in kindergarten

 

[The Countess]

My eyes are bad now as well

 

[The Countess]

Mainly at night time

 

[Dove]

Lmao

 

[Breakfall]

Just hold ongfs