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[The Scoundrel]

He'll be 57

 

[Breakfall]

Are you sure? His first name?

 

[Breakfall]

I’m 50!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Unless he's been lying to me for 20 odd years

 

[Breakfall]

He’s fucking lying!

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'll tell him you said so. I doubt it'll make a difference tho

 

[Breakfall]

I’ve never met a Ryan older than me in my life.

 

[Breakfall]

It’s the principle!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

So we have a boomer and a gen x... I'm a Millennial lol

 

[The Scoundrel]

He was a football hooligan back when it was fashionable and has the Chelsea smile to prove it

 

[Breakfall]

Well mate…you need a crack on your ear! @SHAMPAIN

 

[The Scoundrel]

Kids these days eh?

 

[Breakfall]

I’ll give you that if we were together!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Christ I have a son born in 85

 

[Frood]

Fucking drama

 

[Breakfall]

For free!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[The Scoundrel]

No. He's cost me a fortune

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'm about the same age as your son =) 80s kid myself

 

[Breakfall]

Lott

 

[Breakfall]

Little fucking shit!

 

[The Scoundrel]

I want to be young again but if I was I'd have missed out on all the great years

 

[Breakfall]

I never want to be young again!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'm not that young, fucking youngsters today think your lifes over after 25 ffs

 

[Breakfall]

I’m not even grey enough for my age!

 

[The Scoundrel]

It's true we live life backwards. When you have all the knowledge you're too old to use it

 

[SHAMPAIN]

In fact I'm getting old, I can feel it when I drink alcohol and that, used to be able to handle hangovers but now I'm dead for days...

 

[Breakfall]

Sucked in cunt! Welcome to my world!

 

[Dove]

In my 30s i used to joke i was "getting old". Now that im 41 i dont even talk about it

 

[Breakfall]

I’m gonna pour another jäger because I can!