Happy New Jear Bastard Cracktory

[Flynn]

Yeah I noticed some sibling rivalry, seems even at their age they haven't grown out of squabbling with each other like a pair of hysterical scene queens.

I wonder if Mongtini assists his bro when it's feeding time for his wife? Lulz

How's your dead grandma? Still masturbating on her green couch you one tooth fairy?

 

[The Scoundrel]

How's your dead grandma?

Is that a rhetorical question or yet another shitpost from the played out forum shitposter?

I've got my suspicions that whatever bot is using the Flynn 2.0 account has the faders set to unfunny, easily stomped on wank posting.

If it carries on I may just have to step in and kerbstomp the cunt yet again.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

So you're disagreeing with what exactly? Did my comment hurt you or are you hurt on your fwends behalf? Time for your nappy change dear...

I disagree with you attacking him over his comments about quality posts. There are 4 really shit posters here that run in and bicker over shit for pages and pages.. I will name them Biggie, Admin, Oak and Seamajor.

It doesn't mean I don't like them as people, it means their shit posts belong in a dumpster.

All I said was I didn't read his post though, I didn't hence I've not replied or challenged him as there's surely a swipe at me in there for me to tell him he's full of shit... IMO all the guy does is brag about stuff that's never happened and has serious delusions of grandeur but who am I to get him to stop a habit of a lifetime even if it is highly embarrassing for him? meh

It's called swagger dullard and it's funny as fuck... cripes you Scottish need to fucking chill.

I don't care what it's called lol he actually believes it... Each to their own I guess...

 

[Adam Hitler]

How's your dead grandma?

Is that a rhetorical question or yet another shitpost from the played out forum shitposter?

I've got my suspicions that whatever bot is using the Flynn 2.0 account has the faders set to unfunny, easily stomped on wank posting.

If it carries on I may just have to step in and kerbstomp the cunt yet again.

I don't know if you're familiar with Mongtini's bro "Pickles"? Never had any dealings with the guy myself, until it become known that he has been the main user of the Flynn handle for the last couple of years or so.

Seething levels of buttsore and rosy red chapped asses from the FT camp followed when that little revelation came to light last year, pity you weren't here to witness the spectacle, it was Lulzy.

 

[Master Pu]

Wait, do you smell that? Just clicking onto this forum the stench of shattered dreams, social awkwardness, and tubes of the lotion like Vaseline reek like a perfume section at Macys.

Why hello, it’s moi, the dashing, handsome, and feel good story of this community, King Martini, Poofer, Kevin, a man of many names and inches…you know…. down there. The man who put a message board on his back and created so much interest it was hitting social media from the heavy flow of drama I caused over a Nintendo switch. Come to think of it, I should be getting a check for the interest I created. Me. The killer app.

Now, I hope all you retards are having good fortune and positive vibes. Life is too short to hold grudges. So for this new year, yours truly is turning a new leaf, a kindler, gentler Martini. A pallet cleanser, if you will. The aperitif of this community I shall be.

Yes, my underlings, it’s time to take your pants off and relax.

To Flea- she who have me the ball to dribble down the court and slam dunk that shit into flametowne lore, so much so, the rabble still talks about it, may you sleep in an awkward position and your fake ass turn into a pancake. You do know somebody with a lit cigarette can pop those Shit bags, yeah?

To Blandscape- keep doing what your doing, my crown as the GOAT now fits snuggly on top of your pointed head. See, as the best this community, it’s my responsibility to pass on that title, nobody else can do it. Just don’t post no more pictures, your face looks like a nutsack.

To Fox- Let’s stream.

To Caskur- You never got the credit you deserved, but honestly, you are one relentless old bag. A Flame warrior. A hero. The Axle Rose of flaming.

To Fraud- one of the GOATS of trolling and a damn nice guy on top. We shall meet up for drinks one day.

To Bra1n- truly one of the GOATS. The guy who taught me how to edit and let me shit all over anybody with no reprisals. And hint- we never were at odds on these forums, we just trolled the shit out of everyone.

To Evil Blood- The smartest guy this community has ever seen. Living, breathing internet terror. He told me to leave when he did and I should have listened. Nobody better and nobody will ever be on his level.

To Sum Cunt- Too talented for these forums.

IYE- The guy who helped me refine my style. Told me what was funny and to stick to that.

TOE- one of the only guys I stopped what I was doing to read his post. Cool AF for a Canuck.

So, don’t expect me to post, don’t expect any replies. Maybe I’ll make a podcast here and there, but typing out gems to chumps isn’t my idea of creative time spent.

Sham, good luck on the recovery, Flynn, my dick is bigger then yours, Blurto, your dick is bigger then mine, Peaches, Boba Fett was stuck in your sarlacc pit face for 20 years, Lotus, have you ever corn row braided your bush?

Here’s to 2022!!

That's real cute.

Now if you could explain how you have a "dick" when you are one of the biggest pussy's around?

How does that work?

Happy New Year, Flynn?

Will you be the dog from those google pics this year?

Woof woof?

Will you be the laughing stock of the forums...again this year?

You two brothers arguing about who's paying the lions share of taxes on the family home?
Ain't gonna be Martini!
Baha

Oh? I thought I was GUNZ?

Get your story straight you fucking unfunny bastard. Your narrative changes more than your diapers.

Pound sand Pickles-

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin sucks a lot of cock tho

 

[Seamajor]

Always on your mind little guy

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh dear. Look who just climbed out of an oven

 

[Seamajor]

Oh dear. Look who just climbed out of an oven

Hello Stubby. Did ya stand up today or was it all sit?

 

[Master]

Hey KM, here is the rare and exclusive Flea selfie where she is not making a duck face.

awhile back she sent this unreleased, TRF era selfie to everyone who joined "Flea's new and enhanced ass cave".

Holy shit.

I wouldn’t believe that’s Flea until I see that anime diving board chin.

She looks like a child. If all that “work did” was to make her look like she’s 15 years old and that was the age bracket she told the doctor she wanted to tap back into on account of age being a fickle muse, she won the plastic lottery.

Anybody saying “she’s beautiful “ is a creepy fuck. She looks like she has a curfew.

Flea, why didn’t you get those cheek’s beveled? They protrude out the sides of your face like airbags. You have chipmunk cheeks. Or did you run out of money?

Was the doctor like “well, I got some good news and some bad news. We blew that ass up with a double lock ziplock bag in each Ass cheek so now you better be careful when you sit on a toilet, better yet, sit on it sideways, and the chin looks like a cross between a pelican and a loading dock. The bad news? Well, there wasn’t enough plastic wrap in our kitchen to stretch out the rest of your face, but fear not, we have chin kegels you can do” and handed you a weeks pass at the Golden Corral?

Why didn’t you get your crows feet touched up? See, I can see thru the insta filter by putting that pic back into the same filter. Your forehead looks like a shit stop for a pigeon.

And one more fashion tip- the extra large hoop ear rings bleed you have a broken vagina. You are advertising that the old ham sandwich down there has been battered so much you have a soft funnel instead of an orriface.

But, do you, of course…..

 

[Seamajor]

Heener heener

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fuckimg drooler

 

[The Scoundrel]

I don't know if you're familiar with Mongtini's bro "Pickles"? Never had any dealings with the guy myself, until it become known that he has been the main user of the Flynn handle for the last couple of years or so.

Seething levels of buttsore and rosy red chapped asses from the FT camp followed when that little revelation came to light last year, pity you weren't here to witness the spectacle, it was Lulzy.

Poof and Pickles were a tag team in my early days at FC. I didn't see them hanging around together much after that although Poof always portrays Pickles as his RL buddy.

Fuckin cunt has no friends so invents his internet partner as part of his lowlife life.

Pathetic.

 

[The Scoundrel]

She looks like a child. If all that “work did” was to make her look like she’s 15 years old and that was the age bracket she told the doctor she wanted to tap back into on account of age being a fickle muse, she won the plastic lottery.

She always posts pictures of her daughters. As we know, Flea is over 50 and looks nothing like this.

It was one of these pictures that caused the meltdown at TRF when me and cunt said we'd spit roast her daughter.

She then insisted the post was aimed at her 8 year old grand daughter who I'd never seen a pic of nor was aware of.

What a headcase.

 

[Master]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

 

[Master]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

 

[Master]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

Concern.

If me using the letter “I” a lot is all you have when adding transformative content to the topic of discussion, namely, kickstarter experiences, you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

 

[The Scoundrel]

you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

Spamming, alcoholic, double standards cunt says whut?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

Concern.

If me using the letter “I” a lot is all you have when adding transformative content to the topic of discussion, namely, kickstarter experiences, you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

I see our lurker numbers are up, is that still because of you or what? :facepalm:

 

[Master]

you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

Spamming, alcoholic, double standards cunt says whut?

Um…. No you?

Don’t project your insufferable short comings on yours truly, tard. Just because you blow veins in your arm don’t try and drop that filthy shit on somebody else when all you need is a mirror to see what the fuck you are working with.

You are out classed. There’s only one working brain within this conversation and you sure as shit ain’t the owner of it or anything, for them matter.

Cope

 

[Master]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

Concern.

If me using the letter “I” a lot is all you have when adding transformative content to the topic of discussion, namely, kickstarter experiences, you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

I see our lurker numbers are up, is that still because of you or what? :facepalm:

Can’t lurk a locked forum.

Sayin

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

Concern.

If me using the letter “I” a lot is all you have when adding transformative content to the topic of discussion, namely, kickstarter experiences, you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

I see our lurker numbers are up, is that still because of you or what? :facepalm:

Can’t lurk a locked forum.

Sayin

I know EVERYTHING
just sayin
:facepalm:

 

[Master]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

Concern.

If me using the letter “I” a lot is all you have when adding transformative content to the topic of discussion, namely, kickstarter experiences, you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

I see our lurker numbers are up, is that still because of you or what? :facepalm:

Can’t lurk a locked forum.

Sayin

I know EVERYTHING
just sayin
:facepalm:

So do I.

Sayin

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

Concern.

If me using the letter “I” a lot is all you have when adding transformative content to the topic of discussion, namely, kickstarter experiences, you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

I see our lurker numbers are up, is that still because of you or what? :facepalm:

Can’t lurk a locked forum.

Sayin

I know EVERYTHING
just sayin
:facepalm:

So do I.

Sayin

You know nothing lol you didn't even have a panel you just got the colour and even then you went straight into "I run the place and this is how you are all going to change!" haha oh wit! Every board you've ever been a part of has died, are you going to take credit for that or is it ALWAYS only the "good things" that have to do with you? You're a laughing stock, it's actually pretty sad tbh... This is the decade you turn sixty in, it's over...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Um…. No you

Yup.

Typical Poofer response when being clubbed like a baby seal in a disco.

 

[LotusBud]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

Concern.

If me using the letter “I” a lot is all you have when adding transformative content to the topic of discussion, namely, kickstarter experiences, you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

I see our lurker numbers are up, is that still because of you or what? :facepalm:

Can’t lurk a locked forum.

Sayin

I know EVERYTHING
just sayin
:facepalm:

So do I.

Sayin

You know nothing lol you didn't even have a panel you just got the colour and even then you went straight into "I run the place and this is how you are all going to change!" haha oh wit! Every board you've ever been a part of has died, are you going to take credit for that or is it ALWAYS only the "good things" that have to do with you? You're a laughing stock, it's actually pretty sad tbh... This is the decade you turn sixty in, it's over...

I know you're not too swift when you expend energy trying to explain shit to Martini. LMAO.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

Concern.

If me using the letter “I” a lot is all you have when adding transformative content to the topic of discussion, namely, kickstarter experiences, you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

I see our lurker numbers are up, is that still because of you or what? :facepalm:

Can’t lurk a locked forum.

Sayin

I know EVERYTHING
just sayin
:facepalm:

So do I.

Sayin

You know nothing lol you didn't even have a panel you just got the colour and even then you went straight into "I run the place and this is how you are all going to change!" haha oh wit! Every board you've ever been a part of has died, are you going to take credit for that or is it ALWAYS only the "good things" that have to do with you? You're a laughing stock, it's actually pretty sad tbh... This is the decade you turn sixty in, it's over...

I know you're not too swift when you expend energy trying to explain shit to Martini. LMAO.

What energy? It took me seconds to type that and then I went on to something else... Anyhoo I spend more time explaining shit to you Loturder...

 

[Master]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

I’ve only paid off on one kickstarter, and that was the Shenmue sequel, and that was only because I was into the game back in the day.

See, instead of paying thousands of dollars to look young like somebody I know (rolls eyes), I invested a hundred bucks into a game that I played back in the day and had a young at heart moment.

Well, I thought it would. The game was short, it was like playing a Dreamcast game on a PS4, and then it was mass released. I honestly saw it in stores before I got my copy.

I think their goal was three million but they got three times that amount and still churned out a mediocre game. Dissapoint, I has.

I try to stay away from gaming kickstarters, especially retro gaming ones. Most of the retro gaming channels on YouTube have some scam going on where they’re trying to fund “movies” yet these movies never seem to come into fruition. And then when you call them out about it they block you on social media for fucking up their scam.

Pickles invested into the Tex Murphy kickstart but that was actually a great game. It’s too bad you have to waddle thru shit to find the diamonds.

Funny, you said "I" eleven times there... You're your biggest fan eh... lol

Did you have a relapse or something?

What makes you say that? Logic? Concern? The quest of trying to be funny?

Concern.

If me using the letter “I” a lot is all you have when adding transformative content to the topic of discussion, namely, kickstarter experiences, you either need to get back on the wagon or get a better dealer.

I see our lurker numbers are up, is that still because of you or what? :facepalm:

Can’t lurk a locked forum.

Sayin

I know EVERYTHING
just sayin
:facepalm:

So do I.

Sayin

You know nothing lol you didn't even have a panel you just got the colour and even then you went straight into "I run the place and this is how you are all going to change!" haha oh wit! Every board you've ever been a part of has died, are you going to take credit for that or is it ALWAYS only the "good things" that have to do with you? You're a laughing stock, it's actually pretty sad tbh... This is the decade you turn sixty in, it's over...

Name one forum that died under my watch.

Ill wait