Random Thoughts

A train passes by on the CSX tracks 7 times daily, 2 Amtraks and 5 coal laden haulers. Someone in the neighborhood adjacent to the tracks shoots at every one of them, every day, without consequence.
 
I will drown and grill a marmot every 16 minutes until I find out how to be an elite bastard.

Tick tock.
That's one. It was delicious, but needed salt.
Has anyone tried Kirkland no salt seasoning? It's ok, except it has no salt. I put it on marmot #2 for the Goddess, but I'm doubling up on sodium for #3....
 
I will drown and grill a marmot every 16 minutes until I find out how to be an elite bastard.

Tick tock.
That's one. It was delicious, but needed salt.
Has anyone tried Kirkland no salt seasoning? It's ok, except it has no salt. I put it on marmot #2 for the Goddess, but I'm doubling up on sodium for #3....
I'm thinking the next one needs a dry rub. Brown sugar, garlic powder, cayenne, salt, and coffee grounds. Anyway, 3 and counting.
 
I will drown and grill a marmot every 16 minutes until I find out how to be an elite bastard.

Tick tock.
That's one. It was delicious, but needed salt.
Has anyone tried Kirkland no salt seasoning? It's ok, except it has no salt. I put it on marmot #2 for the Goddess, but I'm doubling up on sodium for #3....
I'm thinking the next one needs a dry rub. Brown sugar, garlic powder, cayenne, salt, and coffee grounds. Anyway, 3 and counting.
Shit. A minute late. Burned and in the garbage. When the next one goes on I'll be sure to turn it at 8 minuttes.
 
PLU's. (price look-up #'s) Turkey drumsticks are 172 and thighs are 178. That's because from the bottom of the animal, the drumstick comes before the thigh. It also works this way with chicken. Depending on the packaging and brand, drumsticks are 288, 872 or 808 and thighs are 289, 873 or 809. An example with beef: flank steak is 71991, skirt steak is 71992 (both from the midsection) and flat iron steak is 71993 (from the shoulder). HOWEVER, lamb loin chops are 44331 and lamb shoulder chops are 44330. That's kind of backwards. But considering that it's Australian lamb and everything in Australia is upside-down, it makes complete fucking sense!
 
You can hate me (your loss) but you cannot break me.

I don't hate you just wish you didn't act so retarded- - - - - - - -!

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“Why do I invest so much time in something that I hate most of the recipients in?” I fuckin post personal stuff for complete social outcasts to evaluate, like I’m meant to give a fuck about but it’s hard not to... Fuck this...
 
The world would be a much better place if you'd just think like I do.

The mantra of politics, religion, the PTA, and home owners' associations.
 
Sitting on the porch in the dark at 04:30 the only sounds should be birds waking up and traffic on I 64. So when that twig snaps....