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Can you believe I'll have to wait until April now to get my new Audi customized the way I want? It's the executive package actually that is holding things up for some reason but really, who buys an 85,000.00 luxury car and doesn't opt for all the bells and whistles?

fuck... this is outrageous already

dealer tells me I can wait or slum around in some 2020 model instead

I'll just wait and tough it out in my BMW for now

sigh... these tragedies are so uncalled for and never happened as little as a year and a half ago.
 

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Can you believe I'll have to wait until April now to get my new Audi customized the way I want? It's the executive package actually that is holding things up for some reason but really, who buys an 85,000.00 and doesn't opt for all the bells and whistles?

fuck... this is outrageous already

dealer tells me I can wait or slum around in some 2020 model instead

I'll just wait and tough it out in my BMW for now

sigh... these tragedies are so uncalled for and never happened as little as a year and a half ago.
Man, I've looked through the range of upgrades when I first purchased an A1 and boy you can pay almost an extra cars worth in upgrades from LCD screens to custom paint, I just settled for the standard S-line features although on my first A3 I added black alloys which were £900 a wheel... You've clearly spent over a hundred grand easy! Yikes!:ThumbsUp1:
 
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Oh yeah, this car customized the way I want with the nutmeg interior and the fabu rims plus all the other really cool shit is in the 110,000.00 range.

its a penny or two out my bank account but it's well worth it when I get to see it parked next to the Audi A6 and BMW 530i in my 15 car driveway and think to myself "those three cars look really good parked on a driveway that leads to a 6 bedroom mansion with olympic size swimming pool and hot tub"
 

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Oh yeah, this car customized the way I want with the nutmeg interior and the fabu rims plus all the other really cool shit is in the 110,000.00 range.

its a penny or two out my bank account but it's well worth it when I get to see it parked next to the Audi A6 and BMW 530i in my 15 car driveway and think to myself "those three cars look really good parked on a driveway that leads to a 6 bedroom mansion with olympic size swimming pool and hot tub"
Holy shit man! Is it the new Audi A8L like someone else mentioned? I looked up the price of them here and the cheapest one you can get starts at £76,000! An RS3 is £57,000 and my dream car RS6 Avant is £75,000 you lucky bastard! lol
 

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I bet there's a surplus of cars available @Biggie Smiles & deals ta be had. You could get yourself a nice big luxury limo at fire sale prices since the Pandemic killed that industry, eh. You oughta buy one just for fun. I've seen em sell for as little as $5,000 these days.
 
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Oh yeah, this car customized the way I want with the nutmeg interior and the fabu rims plus all the other really cool shit is in the 110,000.00 range.

its a penny or two out my bank account but it's well worth it when I get to see it parked next to the Audi A6 and BMW 530i in my 15 car driveway and think to myself "those three cars look really good parked on a driveway that leads to a 6 bedroom mansion with olympic size swimming pool and hot tub"
Holy shit man! Is it the new Audi A8L like someone else mentioned? I looked up the price of them here and the cheapest one you can get starts at £76,000! An RS3 is £57,000 and my dream car RS6 Avant is £75,000 you lucky bastard! lol
Yeah, the Audi 8L

L is for luxury

cause I like and can afford luxury

Yeah, they start as a base -meaning you get 4 wheels and maybe an engine for 85,000.00

Mine is coming out to a minimum of 110,000.00 and that's without tax, dealer fees, delivery etc etc
 
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I bet there's a surplus of cars available @Biggie Smiles & deals ta be had. You could get yourself a nice big luxury limo at fire sale prices since the Pandemic killed that industry, eh. You oughta buy one just for fun. I've seen em sell for as little as $5,000 these days.
The fuck am I going to do with a limo? dude.
 

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I bet there's a surplus of cars available @Biggie Smiles & deals ta be had. You could get yourself a nice big luxury limo at fire sale prices since the Pandemic killed that industry, eh. You oughta buy one just for fun. I've seen em sell for as little as $5,000 these days.
The fuck am I going to do with a limo? dude.

I'd get one if I had a big yard like you say you have cuz you have sufficient space ta Park it.

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You dont even have to register it as a commercial vehicle. Just take it out for a spin once in a while. The 6 seater Lincoln stretch Town cars aren't too big but not too small. And reasonably fuel efficient.

Nice babe magnet eh.
 
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I bet there's a surplus of cars available @Biggie Smiles & deals ta be had. You could get yourself a nice big luxury limo at fire sale prices since the Pandemic killed that industry, eh. You oughta buy one just for fun. I've seen em sell for as little as $5,000 these days.
The fuck am I going to do with a limo? dude.

I'd get one if I had a big yard like you say you have cuz you have sufficient space ta Park it.

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You dont even have to register it as a commercial vehicle. Just take it out for a spin once in a while. The 6 seater Lincoln stretch Town cars aren't too big but not too small. And reasonably fuel efficient.

Nice babe magnet.
that ain't no fucking babe magnet when you look like a fucking uber driver

bro - seriously -
 

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"a babe magnet" :facepalm: @Joe anybody driving a limo looks like a minimum wage struggler, I'm not sure this is how a super successful guy like big is wanting to portray himself...
 

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I bet there's a surplus of cars available @Biggie Smiles & deals ta be had. You could get yourself a nice big luxury limo at fire sale prices since the Pandemic killed that industry, eh. You oughta buy one just for fun. I've seen em sell for as little as $5,000 these days.
The fuck am I going to do with a limo? dude.

I'd get one if I had a big yard like you say you have cuz you have sufficient space ta Park it.

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You dont even have to register it as a commercial vehicle. Just take it out for a spin once in a while. The 6 seater Lincoln stretch Town cars aren't too big but not too small. And reasonably fuel efficient.

Nice babe magnet.
that ain't no fucking babe magnet when you look like a fucking uber driver

bro - seriously -

Uber dudes have no class.

But ifya have a car with WiFi stereo & dressed up in a tux changes everything. You could put a bed in the back too.

But I agree those 10 seater are way too big, the maintenance is extremely high & the gas economy is poor 150 miles tank. So 6 seater is a nice midway point. Can get 300 miles to a tank or hybridized em.
 
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"a babe magnet" :facepalm: @Joe anybody driving a limo looks like a minimum wage struggler, I'm not sure this is how a super successful guy like big is wanting to portray himself...
Bro - I'm saying

Roll up and bitches start looking at their phones like "I didn't request a lyft"

what the fuck ?

only babes you picking up in that thing is at an airport if you manage not to get busted by security for impersonating a car service
 
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I bet there's a surplus of cars available @Biggie Smiles & deals ta be had. You could get yourself a nice big luxury limo at fire sale prices since the Pandemic killed that industry, eh. You oughta buy one just for fun. I've seen em sell for as little as $5,000 these days.
The fuck am I going to do with a limo? dude.

I'd get one if I had a big yard like you say you have cuz you have sufficient space ta Park it.

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

You dont even have to register it as a commercial vehicle. Just take it out for a spin once in a while. The 6 seater Lincoln stretch Town cars aren't too big but not too small. And reasonably fuel efficient.

Nice babe magnet.
that ain't no fucking babe magnet when you look like a fucking uber driver

bro - seriously -

Uber dudes have no class.

But ifya have a car with WiFi stereo & dressed up in a tux changes everything. You could put a bed in the back too.

But those I agree those 10 seater are way too big, the maintenance is extremely high & the gas economy is poor 150 miles tank. So 6 seater is a nice midway point. Can get 300 miles to a tank or hybridized em.
Bro - seek help

seriously
 

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"a babe magnet" :facepalm: @Joe anybody driving a limo looks like a minimum wage struggler, I'm not sure this is how a super successful guy like big is wanting to portray himself...

LOL.

Hey Europeans told me that limos are prohibitively expensive over there @SHAMPAIN. That's why when they came ta Vancouver a lot of them wanted a ride in them cuz it's like 1/4 the cost in Europe. Just the jet set in Monaco eh?
 

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"a babe magnet" :facepalm: @Joe anybody driving a limo looks like a minimum wage struggler, I'm not sure this is how a super successful guy like big is wanting to portray himself...
Bro - I'm saying

Roll up and bitches start looking at their phones like "I didn't request a lyft"

what the fuck ?

only babes you picking up in that thing is at an airport if you manage not to get busted by security for impersonating a car service

LOL
 
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bro - go get lost in an airport or something

I wouldn't be caught dead driving a limo - for any reason
 

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bro - go get lost in an airport or something

I wouldn't be caught dead driving a limo - for any reason

Well a good compromise then is the Black Mercedes s550. It was the most often requested limo for high end occasions by high rollers & da bitches.

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That kin function as a luxury vehicle and a limo. Everyone I knew loved that vehicle. Meant for high end occasions & gets ya noticed in a respectable way.
 

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"a babe magnet" :facepalm: @Joe anybody driving a limo looks like a minimum wage struggler, I'm not sure this is how a super successful guy like big is wanting to portray himself...

LOL.

Hey Europeans told me that limos are prohibitively expensive over there @SHAMPAIN. That's why when they came ta Vancouver a lot of them wanted a ride in them cuz it's like 1/4 the cost in Europe. Just the jet set in Monaco eh?
I've never been in a limo in my life, never been a need... Young girls here hire them for birthdays and such, you can hear them coming a mile away...
 
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if you into picking up "babes" who are literally "babes" at sweet sixteens n shit a limo is your go to

The women I consort with want a real man who drives a real car - not some dopey looking lurch who's career highlight is holding up a sign with someone's name on it at an airport.

no thank you

Joe - what do you get on a battleship like that? 6 miles to the gallon? Do you have to follow bus routes through the city to avoid sharp turns and what not?
 

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Can you believe I'll have to wait until April now to get my new Audi customized the way I want? It's the executive package actually that is holding things up for some reason but really, who buys an 85,000.00 luxury car and doesn't opt for all the bells and whistles?

fuck... this is outrageous already

dealer tells me I can wait or slum around in some 2020 model instead

I'll just wait and tough it out in my BMW for now

sigh... these tragedies are so uncalled for and never happened as little as a year and a half ago.

I met with my car salesman this past Thursday to go over the build for my 2022 Corvette as I am close to the front of the line now. Everything is available for the build right now except some module needed for the Rear Park Assist. So they are giving a credit for that and then will install it at the dealership when they come in...expecting it for Q3 this year I think he said.

The showroom of the dealership looks like a car show. A 7th generation Corvette Z06. A late model Shelby Cobra Mustang. A late 2nd generation 6.6 litre Trans Am (like Smokey and the Bandit, but blue). An early 1970's Pontiac GTO. A Chevy SSR. A 2021 Corvette Stingray (very similar to what I am ordering). A V-series Cadillac (I did not get the model number). A Cadillac XLR (not sure what year, but mint). I am probably forgetting a few others.

A number of them are owned by the owner of the dealership and not for sale.
 

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Can you believe I'll have to wait until April now to get my new Audi customized the way I want? It's the executive package actually that is holding things up for some reason but really, who buys an 85,000.00 luxury car and doesn't opt for all the bells and whistles?

fuck... this is outrageous already

dealer tells me I can wait or slum around in some 2020 model instead

I'll just wait and tough it out in my BMW for now

sigh... these tragedies are so uncalled for and never happened as little as a year and a half ago.
Yep, my daughter had to wait a year for her A7, mostly because she ordered it in an Audi Exclusive color. How are the poors ever gonna get hand me downs?
 

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Oh yeah, this car customized the way I want with the nutmeg interior and the fabu rims plus all the other really cool shit is in the 110,000.00 range.

its a penny or two out my bank account but it's well worth it when I get to see it parked next to the Audi A6 and BMW 530i in my 15 car driveway and think to myself "those three cars look really good parked on a driveway that leads to a 6 bedroom mansion with olympic size swimming pool and hot tub"
I was making fun of my son in law. His SQ7 has 14 way adjustable seats, zone heating and cooling in the seats, zone heating/cooling in the footwell, I think the motherfucker even has most of that shit in the back seat too! I called him a poor little rich doctor!!! LOL! Its bad ass tho!
 

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All that money for these luxury cars....

And they're not even 4x4's or have bull bars....

I'll never understand.
 
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