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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

twat in a knot what?

@ you haven't answered my question

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@ does this tag you X?

 

[X]

 

[Jeannie]

for a pic of my junk

i give u 2 million rubles for it - aka NOTHING Xd

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

vroom vroom

crash boom

X is just a splat on the pavement

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

for a pic of my junk

i give u 2 million rubles for it - aka NOTHING Xd

that's 15 1/2 grand, if that's nothing for you, you must be loaded like Dilf claims to be

 

[X]

vroom vroom

crash boom

X is just a splat in the pavement

ha ha shes jus playin
Jeannies not easy

 

[X]

Now she PMd me told me why I told everyone lol

 

[Blazor]

How many alts
must a dude make up
before you can call
him a weeg

how many years
must some weegs exist
before they allowed
to be free?

The answer my friend
is blowing with the dilf
the answer
is blowing with the dilf

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DUDE!

I was like "I hope he sang that crap"

ROFLMAO

See, it rhymed just fine in my head

I gave it a whirl lol.

"Before they're allowed, to be free" lol

 

[Blazor]

X, are you East or West part of Canada?

u wanna redezvoo with him? lol

Why not lol, I'd smoke a doob with him lol.

I was just curious which side he was on. Time zone wise I though East side.

 

[Jeannie]

we just had a tornado here, rain gutters in my back yard got torn off

 

[Jeannie]

my trash can r gone, tree branches everwhere... wowee

 

[Lily]

No injuries

 

[Lily]

?

 

[Lily]

?

 

[Jeannie]

nah, no broken windows thank goodness

 

[Jeannie]

it was like a class 5 hurricane for 2 minutes

 

[Lily]

Good lord, and people think earthquakes are scary. I think tornadoes are frightening. Are they rare where you live?

 

[Jeannie]

they were rare until 10 yrs ago, my power is out and i dont even recognize my backyard

 

[Lily]

Are you going to be warm enough? What a mess you'll have to clean up. That sucks. Thank God you're all okay though.

 

[Jeannie]

it was so sudden lol. the dogs and cats r cool, they went under the bed right before it happened haha

 

[Lily]

That should have been your warning!

 

[Lily]

Pets can be your early warning system

 

[Jeannie]

That should have been your warning!

i thought it was weird, then a door slammed upstairs and i thought WTF, who did that? then my ears 'popped' (like when u drive up a mountain)

it happened so fast

 

[Jeannie]

Pets can be your early warning system

lol, both cats and both dogs all got along for a minute

 

[Lily]

That should have been your warning!

i thought it was weird, then a door slammed upstairs and i thought WTF, who did that? then my ears 'popped' (like when u drive up a mountain)

it happened so fast

Was it suddenly crazy loud?

 

[Jeannie]

That should have been your warning!

i thought it was weird, then a door slammed upstairs and i thought WTF, who did that? then my ears 'popped' (like when u drive up a mountain)

it happened so fast

Was it suddenly crazy loud?

yes, but hard 2 describe
where i am its always quiet so any noise means r trouble

during hurricane sandy we had a keg party going and then it turned into a nightmare tsunami

 

[Frood]

Or lunch....

 

[Jeannie]

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[Weeg]

Mornin freends! We are now in a DILFY free world!