Thinking about dining at Mortons tonight

[Biggie Smiles]

Moar tears for my lib tear brewery

lol

 

[The Prowler]

I am going out to dinner again tomorrow. Then heading to a pool hall to shoot some pool. I am going to leave it up to my buddy where we go for dinner. He is coming from a city about 30 minutes away so I figure I will pick up the tab.

 

[Seamajor]

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Ruth is ok but Morton’s is better IMO

How was it Stubby? Was the booster seat high enough?

 

[Lokmar]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

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Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Seriously, he is such a suck up. He doesn't even know if BiglyTardo is a good cook.

Biggie is definitely a good cook. He needs to do a cook book.

Has he cooked a meal for you? If not, how would you know?

You short stocky types should steer clear of that kind of fatty food. You’ll probably need maws help on the morning. When I was in Geyservilie last week. I was given a tour of new Cyrus. Like the French Laundry, it is the finest dining on earth. I don’t think they offer booster seats tho.

I've heard good things about French Laundry over the years. Of course, they're not a chain.

Yeah, but I bet French Laundry doesn't have a drive thru!

PWN3T

72 locations baby! We have one in town. Nothing wrong with them.

However, Biggie and Lokmar, if you want to sound like you actually have money check out these places

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Do not grip your utensils across your palm and shovel your food in.

You hold your fork in your left hand (from starter to entre) and your knife in your right. You can at least learn that if you don't know the differences in dinner, salad and desert forks.

You're welcome.

I actually use my left hand for the fork when I'm also using a knife. People see it as unusual. IDGAF, its just the way I've always eaten. If I'm not using a knife, I use the fork with my right hand.

I already exposed your ridiculous bullshit airclaim that it takes months to get a reservation at a Michelin Restaurant by using a site that lists a shitload of them.

You aint shit, nigger bitch.

Nice meltie, McMeltieface.

Which part? The whole thing? Is this one as good, faggit?

 

[Lokmar]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

I'd shit in your mouth, nigger bitch.

 

[Seamajor]

So upset Lokbrain. Loose your gas station job?

 

[Lokmar]

So upset Lokbrain. Loose your gas station job?

I doubt there's much fine dining in the CR Hovel. What is there is outta your price range no doubt.

 

[Seamajor]

God you’re stupid. We have some of the finest Sea Food ever. I don’t eat much beef. Too fatty, and full of hormones.

 

[LotusBud]

you know, the upscale steakhouse?

or maybe you liberal insects don't know since you eat with your hands and feet next to the nearest garbage can

You are such white trash.

 

[The Cuntess]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

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Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Seriously, he is such a suck up. He doesn't even know if BiglyTardo is a good cook.

Biggie is definitely a good cook. He needs to do a cook book.

Has he cooked a meal for you? If not, how would you know?

I wish he would cook a meal for me. The recipes and instructions he gave me did not come from no cookbook.

 

[Lokmar]

God you’re stupid. We have some of the finest Sea Food ever. I don’t eat much beef. Too fatty, and full of hormones.

I'm sure you eat the fish that have been raised on the discharge from your hovel. Grass fed beef isnt fatty and no hormones at all. The cows my father in law raises are A-OK to eat.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

you know, the upscale steakhouse?

or maybe you liberal insects don't know since you eat with your hands and feet next to the nearest garbage can

You are such white trash.

Thing is. I’m not white you vermin twat

 

[Seamajor]

God you’re stupid. We have some of the finest Sea Food ever. I don’t eat much beef. Too fatty, and full of hormones.

I'm sure you eat the fish that have been raised on the discharge from your hovel. Grass fed beef isnt fatty and no hormones at all. The cows my father in law raises are A-OK to eat.

How about the goats you fancy?

 

[Frood]

God you’re stupid. We have some of the finest Sea Food ever. I don’t eat much beef. Too fatty, and full of hormones.

I'm sure you eat the fish that have been raised on the discharge from your hovel. Grass fed beef isnt fatty and no hormones at all. The cows my father in law raises are A-OK to eat.

How about the goats you fancy?

Lokmar lives in Costa Rica???!?

 

[Seamajor]

He can’t find his way outta Illinois

 

[Frood]

Seaboobs finds his way into Littleboys....

 

[Seamajor]

Get real you Hermaphrodite. Take care of your kids, you neglectant mother Figure. Did you teach them to smoke yet?

 

[Frood]

Speaky da English?

 

[deport_liberals]

The lobster mac and cheese looks damn good...

 

[Seamajor]

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I don’t use cigarette sign language

 

[Frood]

The lobster mac and cheese looks damn good...

Sounds intriguing...

 

[Seamajor]

Ruth is ok but Morton’s is better IMO

I still want to know if the booster seat was high enough?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

They wouldn’t allow fat oak into Morton’s at all

 

[Seamajor]

They wouldn’t allow fat oak into Morton’s at all

What about the booster seat Stubby?

 

[Lily]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

I'd shit in your mouth, nigger bitch.

I'd stick a 9mm up your ass and shoot before you had a chance. FACT

 

[Frood]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

I'd shit in your mouth, nigger bitch.

I'd stick a 9mm up your ass and shoot before you had a chance. FACT

Your sausage link fingers couldn’t fit inside the trigger guard....

 

[Lily]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

I'd shit in your mouth, nigger bitch.

I'd stick a 9mm up your ass and shoot before you had a chance. FACT

Your sausage link fingers couldn’t fit inside the trigger guard....

Oh, but that's where you're wrong. They fit just fine...it is/was surreal to hold a gun after all the decades without one in my life.

I don't much care for guns, but I'd use it to defend my life if I had to. I just don't put myself in situations where it is needed. Unfortunately, my partner is a conservative and also afraid of the non-existent hoards.

So sad that he, and those like you, live in a life where they only see danger. I just can't figure out if y'all were born like that or what? You know, afraid.

He gets butthurt when I say he's afraid too. So, don't bother telling me how brave you are. I know differently. I see that mindset and feel pity.

 

[Frood]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

I'd shit in your mouth, nigger bitch.

I'd stick a 9mm up your ass and shoot before you had a chance. FACT

Your sausage link fingers couldn’t fit inside the trigger guard....

Oh, but that's where you're wrong. They fit just fine...it is/was surreal to hold a gun after all the decades without one in my life.

I don't much care for guns, but I'd use it to defend my life if I had to. I just don't put myself in situations where it is needed. Unfortunately, my partner is a conservative and also afraid of the non-existent hoards.

So sad that he, and those like you, live in a life where they only see danger. I just can't figure out if y'all were born like that or what? You know, afraid.

He gets butthurt when I say he's afraid too. So, don't bother telling me how brave you are. I know differently. I see that mindset and feel pity.

I was just reminding you that you're a morbidly obese leftist fuckwit who can't see her feet.

 

[Lily]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

I'd shit in your mouth, nigger bitch.

I'd stick a 9mm up your ass and shoot before you had a chance. FACT

Your sausage link fingers couldn’t fit inside the trigger guard....

Oh, but that's where you're wrong. They fit just fine...it is/was surreal to hold a gun after all the decades without one in my life.

I don't much care for guns, but I'd use it to defend my life if I had to. I just don't put myself in situations where it is needed. Unfortunately, my partner is a conservative and also afraid of the non-existent hoards.

So sad that he, and those like you, live in a life where they only see danger. I just can't figure out if y'all were born like that or what? You know, afraid.

He gets butthurt when I say he's afraid too. So, don't bother telling me how brave you are. I know differently. I see that mindset and feel pity.

I was just reminding you that you're a morbidly obese leftist fuckwit who can't see her feet.

You are wrong again, Fraidy cat.

 

[Frood]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

I'd shit in your mouth, nigger bitch.

I'd stick a 9mm up your ass and shoot before you had a chance. FACT

Your sausage link fingers couldn’t fit inside the trigger guard....

Oh, but that's where you're wrong. They fit just fine...it is/was surreal to hold a gun after all the decades without one in my life.

I don't much care for guns, but I'd use it to defend my life if I had to. I just don't put myself in situations where it is needed. Unfortunately, my partner is a conservative and also afraid of the non-existent hoards.

So sad that he, and those like you, live in a life where they only see danger. I just can't figure out if y'all were born like that or what? You know, afraid.

He gets butthurt when I say he's afraid too. So, don't bother telling me how brave you are. I know differently. I see that mindset and feel pity.

I was just reminding you that you're a morbidly obese leftist fuckwit who can't see her feet.

You are wrong again, Fraidy cat.

Jimmy Dean called.... they want their sausage casings back....