Random Thoughts

[Mr. Whipple]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Nice weather finally, don’t know why some people think it’s a cue to plop all their naked flab out though.

 

[Damaged Maven]

After a long, entertaining pot candy and alcohol fueled night on the porch, the Goddess asked that I escort her to bed. Yeah, she was pretty wobbly, but we made it OK. I dumped her in bed and said "The white girls, they can't handle they smoke." She giggled and promptly nodded off. She's still breathing, so it was a good night.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Starving the troll! Sweet!!!

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Easter Bunny

 

[knife wielder]

You have to read.

 

[Jeannie]

guten morgan

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Guten nachmittag

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Ich habe letzte Nacht meine Eier geleckt

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Ich habe letzte Nacht meine Eier geleckt

You have last nights eggs licked ? Wovon sprichst du ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Ich habe letzte Nacht meine Eier geleckt

You have last nights eggs licked ? Wovon sprichst du ?

I got my balls licked :LOL1: Meine Eier sind riesig

 

[TheHaze]

 

[MasterBlaster]

Whoa - that's deep shit!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I have a slight addiction to buttermilk.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Gawd, one of the few tastes that 'bout make me puke.

I do like BM biscuits, however.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

It's an acquired taste I suppose. But only the Bulgarian style though the low fat fat buttermilk isn't very good at all.

 

[MasterBlaster]

It always tasted like sour milk to me - bleagh!

 

[TheHaze]

I rather drink toilet water even with some piss in there- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I like banana milk.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I never had banana milk :(

 

[Jeannie]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[Bastard Factory]

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I can’t remember the last time I squeezed a big tit..

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I can’t remember the last time I squeezed a big tit..

Been about two months since the last time I squeezed a big tit.
Only problem was the girl was big too.
I thought she was gonna eat me.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Here guys, fap on this.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Here guys, fap on this.

Yikes!! Looks like a hermaphrodite!

 

[Damaged Maven]

Here guys, fap on this.

Yikes!! Looks like a hermaphrodite!

Looks like the spawn of Courtney Love and Mick Jagger.

 

[Blazor]

I can’t remember the last time I squeezed a big tit..

Im not a big tit guy, I prefer a hand full or under, perky no matter what though (that pair looks nice btw). So with that being the case, the last time I squeezed a big tit was at the strip club 5 years ago lol.