Random Thoughts

[Ice]

In bed with a hardon seems like a good way to go.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I'd rather lose the hardon before departing, if you know what I mean.

 

[Ice]

I'd rather lose the hardon before departing, if you know what I mean.

Death by ejaculation..

You may be on to something.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Also, food. I want a great meal, awesome herb and libations, a roll in the hay, more libations, then BAM! I die.

Yea, buddy.

 

[Damaged Maven]

I just want to say bye bye to the Goddess, then just get it over with.

 

[Ice]

Looks like KD had surgery and is out.

Wish him a speedy recovery..

Meanwhile..... Go Raptors Go..:Cheers:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I could fly a kite over my arse this morning.

 

[Blazor]

Edison electrocuted an elephant, what a cunt.

Fuck Edison, we should have electricity by Nikola Tesla instead, would be free.

 

[SAWA]

I want to make use of my insomnia so I don't waste my time doing nothing.
What to do?

 

[TheHaze]

I want to make use of my insomnia so I don't waste my time doing nothing.
What to do?

Walk the dog and check out things - - - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Super glue bb's inside tiree valve stem caps.

 

[Ice]

Game six is starting now.

Go Raptors..:ThumbsUp4:

 

[Ice]

Woo-fucking-hoo. Raptors win the NBA finals..:ROFL3:

 

[Ice]

 

[MasterBlaster]

I miss pro 'rassling. Iron Mike Sharp, Junkyard Dog, Free Birds...

 

[Jeannie]

I miss pro 'rassling. Iron Mike Sharp, Junkyard Dog, Free Birds...

IOW muscular men in tights

 

[Val Gina]

where the fuck is the arcade?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Well, who wants to rassle in a tux?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Folks who buy a late model Mustang and push the right pedal to the floor because they like the sound or the g's... that's so fucking basic.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Scooter]

You should get a Corvette.

 

[Jeannie]

Well, who wants to rassle in a tux?

 

[Damaged Maven]

You should get a Corvette.

I can't fit in a Vette. And my penis is adequate.

 

[Ice]

Here's an oldie

 

[Damaged Maven]

Here's an oldie

At 04:00 every day the paid announcements take over my television, and one channel is guaranteed to have an hour devoted to marital aids, complete with modestly explicit instructions for use. When you have 600 channels and nothing's on, it's worth a look....

 

[Damaged Maven]

I have 8 coffee cups and a 4 cup coffee maker. I am a bad host.

 

[SAWA]

2019 goes too fast.
It feels like January is just a month ago.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

2019 goes too fast.
It feels like January is just a month ago.

You ain't kidding.

 

[Val Gina]

ive done nothing productive this year

 

[Val Gina]

or any year