The Vocaroo Flame Challenge

[Blandscape]

Tell me why I should actually listen to you?

 

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Whit is it you fink you cannot say while actually finking you have summfing worth saying?

 

[Frood]

 

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You need balls to take me on.

Do you need more liquid courage (not of my ballsack) to actually follow the spirit (not of the liquid type) in this Vocaroo inspired thread?

Put out or shut up, mate. You're killing this thread with your inanity....yet again.

But me fine freckled and feckless friend, dat's whit I am here fur. Did you take a wrong turn at Facebook or Twitter.

 

[Frood]

You need balls to take me on.

Do you need more liquid courage (not of my ballsack) to actually follow the spirit (not of the liquid type) in this Vocaroo inspired thread?

Put out or shut up, mate. You're killing this thread with your inanity....yet again.

But me fine freckled and feckless friend, dat's whit I am here fur. Did you take a wrong turn at Facebook or Twitter.

 

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You sound as if ye are just about to be murdered and stuffed into a 55 galon drum by a Mexican cartel.

 

[Master]

 

[Frood]

 

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Wow, you shid be one upped for your South African Welsh accent. Minted.

I haven't fucked your thread up...you did.

 

[Blandscape]

As far as the ban Dovey thread is concerned, that wasn't worth spit either. No matter how you tried to dress it up.

 

[Kirk]

You are all aboot da audio, and I could care less about it. You shid transcribe me and read it aloud, it's much more entertaining.

 

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And boy, you do like to play dress up.

 

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You are all aboot da audio, and I could care less about it. You shid transcribe me and read it aloud, it's much more entertaining.

It is content, that is the very definition of content, I am here and so are you. Are you saying because you present audio, dat dat is content to call itself content?

 

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Show me the content in any of this audio?

 

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Just one sliver, or morsel of hope fur a bright new tomorrow.

 

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Or is all just KM trying to play to his strengths?

 

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Which let's face it are losing muscle mass year on year.

 

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Have at it, you are really setting the bar as high as it can apparently go. I will not interfere.

 

[Master]

As far as the ban Dovey thread is concerned, that wasn't worth spit either. No matter how you tried to dress it up.

Don’t be so daft, bland.

The shit was fun.

Nobody is getting banned here unless they prove that they are worthless. Moving forward, it’s up to the poster. Nobody here has a ban hammer but one person, and that one person is so damn chill you really need to be a fuck up for him to pull the trigger.

 

[Breakfall]

For our illustrious —wannabe moderator Stephan aka Shampain.

 

[Frood]

I feel like I should do a @Vitriol impression but my current Tibetan housemates may not understand and then freak the fuck out....

 

[Breakfall]

For Gutterfanny aka @Gutterballs …

 

[UncleDiLF]

 

[Blandscape]

As far as the ban Dovey thread is concerned, that wasn't worth spit either. No matter how you tried to dress it up.

Don’t be so daft, bland.

The shit was fun.

Nobody is getting banned here unless they prove that they are worthless. Moving forward, it’s up to the poster. Nobody here has a ban hammer but one person, and that one person is so damn chill you really need to be a fuck up for him to pull the trigger.

Listen to the shit you created, and tell us all dat dat be content.

You don't get it, dare ye? You can one up it all ye like. Most of these cunts can't create a sentence, let alone improvise their own impoverished scripts that if you put them all together wid sound like white noise in a violent fucking thunder storm.

They cannae day wit you can.

Take it as a compliment, or take it as ye see it, it's up to you.

I will continue to post in the written word right up until I don't give a fuck.

 

[Blandscape]

You lot just provide me wiff so much moribund material.

 

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I once met a guy in a pub in Central Station in Glasgow (I worked in London at the time), who explained to me that he could not get a job fur love nor money, I fink it was 1988, or 9, I do not recall. But he worked in IT. I said to him, well surely that is a new business opportunity and the way to go. He responded I cannot feed my kids. Bear in mind we weren't that far past the BBC Acorn 64k. I was genuinely astounded. Business wasn't really keeping up with development.

I guess my point is it will take another 30 years fur these arshehats to actually say anything worth saying on Vocaroo, let alone reading and writing the written word.

Diss thread is a shameful reflection of how much talent is actually here.

Let's start wiff sumfing more simple that may or may not involve potatoes and crayons.

 

[Kirk]

I once met a guy in a pub in Central Station in Glasgow (I worked in London at the time), who explained to me that he could not get a job fur love nor money, I fink it was 1988, or 9, I do not recall. But he worked in IT. I said to him, well surely that is a new business opportunity and the way to go. He responded I cannot feed my kids. Bear in mind we weren't that far past the BBC Acorn 64k. I was genuinely astounded. Business wasn't really keeping up with development.

I guess my point is it will take another 30 years fur these arshehats to actually say anything worth saying on Vocaroo, let alone reading and writing the written word.

Diss thread is a shameful reflection of how much talent is actually here.

Let's start wiff sumfing more simple that may or may not involve potatoes and crayons.

yet here you are, casting your faux pearls before the swine...

content with a small C indeed...

 

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And let me remind ye peeps as I am heading to bed, effort was never once accepted as a measure of talent.

 

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See Proxy misrepresent a common maxim fur detail..

 

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Wiff a large M.