The King Martini I run from attention thread...

[Blandscape]

If ye feel up to it like...

 

[Blandscape]

I'm already doing it Kevin.

Not just in this thread, but all over meltdown.

 

[Blandscape]

And boy boyo do you embarrassingly meltdown.

 

[The Cuntess]

Ffs

 

[X]

fucking thread needs a difiberlator ...it's boring me to death ... ffs Bland why are you so cocksuckingly boringly retarded ?

 

[Master Pu]

fucking thread needs a difiberlator ...it's boring me to death ... ffs Bland why are you so cocksuckingly boringly retarded ?

Yeah, but wait till you see Tinyman's prewrites back to back on the last day of the match. His last allegedly. Pray Jesus.
The wall of texts all at once when opened would add on weight even to a portly fellow like Fat Danny. That is going to lose him the match by default. Bland needs to write like three lines.
I'm going to mark read in meltdown before I look at it so I'm not overwhelmed.

 

[Master Pu]

I'm going to read KM backwards last post to first. More entertaining to see if he kept the storyline straight.

 

[Master Pu]

Tiny keeping a storyline straight!
Lulz

 

[Kirk]

go back to eating glue

 

[Blurt]

I can't believe that, after all these years of hearing about them, I'm still not going to be a witness to a real flame match!

I pray these self-proclaimed legends deliver before my funeral.

 

[Blandscape]

I can't believe that, after all these years of hearing about them, I'm still not going to be a witness to a real flame match!

I pray these self-proclaimed legends deliver before my funeral.

Well I was here. And I have never self proclaimed anything, except what is self evidently provable.

 

[Blandscape]

If I am reduced to making you wonder Blur, there be wonder enough in dat!

 

[X]

what is a 'dat' ffs is it possible to speak English as opposed to FAGGOT ?

 

[Blandscape]

Fucking idiot.

 

[Blandscape]

Your most endearing quality 360, after all every skid-marking opinion you have finishes at the same point it started. I'll let you do da math on dat.

 

[X]

Thank you .

it's just that not everyone can translate FAGGOT ... I figured a fella' of yer supposed smarts would understand

 

[Blandscape]

You are welcome 360.

 

[X]

I'm sorry, you seemed to have slipped back into FAGGOT mode .... come again ?

'Your most endearing quality 360, after all every skid-marking opinion you have finishes at the same point it started. I'll let you do da math on dat.'

 

[Blandscape]

Fur yer next post ye might want to consider calling me a jewish faggot...why not up yer game.

 

[X]

okay, how did you dodge the ovens ... you a bullet proof track star ?

 

[Blandscape]

It worries me giving you this much attention, like you earned it.

 

[Blandscape]

Do you think you ever earned it?

 

[X]

Yer testing yerself .... giv'n 'er a go against the best

 

[Blandscape]

I agree...you don't.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Poofer promised 3 posts on the final day but we know how reliable Poofer's promises are.

Bland wins hands down.

 

[The Scoundrel]

If you want a real match Blandy I'll kick you in the cunt for a few days?

 

[Blandscape]

If you want a real match Blandy I'll kick you in the cunt for a few days?

I like you too much tae insult you ya scouse cunthole. Being Scouse is punishment enough.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fur yer next post ye might want to consider calling me a jewish faggot...

Why would anyone call you Regan?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Fur yer next post ye might want to consider calling me a jewish faggot...

Why would anyone call you Regan?

In the back of my mind there's a case involving a missing young girl called Regan. Is that it?

I once had a Bi girlfriend called Regan who was a self harmer. Fuck man I've got a strong stomach but some of that was just Nooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Dove]

Fur yer next post ye might want to consider calling me a jewish faggot...

Why would anyone call you Regan?

In the back of my mind there's a case involving a missing young girl called Regan. Is that it?

I once had a Bi girlfriend called Regan who was a self harmer. Fuck man I've got a strong stomach but some of that was just Nooooooooooooooooo!

Reagan was my stage name for like 10 years lol.