I prefer my currency in USD.
Anyhoo...we can assign someone to hold the funds in escrow. I'll sign all the legal crap and you peeps can get rid of me for a mere $1500.
What you're buying is me never posting here, TBC and SG.
Deal?
I'm tentatively all on board. Your collective have tripped over yourselves attempting to appear Western, properly nutritioned, and fluent in English since 2005.... to so many laughs and nose snorts.
Of course, the amount while not sizeable, would still require legitimate and authentically verified names/accounts.
Are all five of you curry puffs able to even get an account?? Do you even not share a pair of dress shoes?
This is no Western Union, DHL, or Moneygram proposition. Neither is it crypto.... because we all need to know it's not another Indian crypto scam.
You will all need to provide 100 points of ID to our duly elected and discreet representative. To photographed from multiple angles and verified by a Notary Public of some sort.... maybe the guy who milks dogs for street condiment in your hovel?
I hope to work with youse as soon as possible in order to remove one aspect of supreme stupidity, perhaps the greatest store of it in a single person ever, from all forums ever.
You all should have died from dysentery... but I suppose living in such cramped cardboard quarters and chewing the heads off of pressies as they emerge from each other, MIGHT have conveyed to youse some sort of curry crap immunities.
