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[Lily]

They are not "gays." They are "homosexuals" and should be beaten back into the closets and back alleys where perverts belong.

Why? Do they make your weenis twitch or something?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why? Do they make your weenis twitch or something?

One of the hallmarks of Trump Derangement Syndrome is the inability to recognize satire.

You got it bad.

I don't care if Admin and Blurt suck cock. They should just keep it away from the children.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Reeks of FloriDUH

Florida is better than your face because it is warm & welcoming.

Mister Frightmare Freakshow.

Besides, If you truly ever were a sea major, you would appreciate Florida has the second most coastline behind Alaska and ahead of California.

 

[Seamajor]

Are you a sailor son?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

1. Tolerance is not a virtue.
2. Never let your enemies set your rules of engagement.

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Actually, tolerance IS a virtue. But only when we tolerate people based upon differences not tolerate violence & wrongdoing.

This is where I feel the left and the right are at an impasse.

Because the right will blame the person doing the thing for being reponsible for the thing being done.

The left won't blame the person.

This is why as liberal as I am on abortion, I still lean right because when someone shoots someone I blame the shooter, not the gun.

Human beings have intelligence. So when we blame systemic racism, capitalism, or the second amendment, to me it just seems like horseshit.

I don't have alcohol abuse disorder. I clearly just choose to DRINK TOO FUCKING MUCH.

The left are like Al Pacino as Satan in The Devil's Advocate. Guilt is just a suitcase full of bricks. God wants you to carry the burden and deal with it, but Lucifer says put it down and walk away and who gives a fuck who pays for your mistakes?

The problem is, if we as intelligent beings blame all our shit on richer people than us & racisms & systems & disorders & all other inanimate shits, then we are basically saying with all the intelligence evolution has given us, the only thing we are doing with it is creating newer and ever more lame excuses.

And I'm not all about that. If I get fatter, I don't blame processed foods, western diets and sugar conglomerates. I'm the one stuffing my own face with more calories than I can burn and sitting around drinking beer & posting when I need to put my fat ass on a treadmill.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Creating LIFE, eh?

How’s that going for you, you scat-munching twat?

And, while I’m not gay myself, a good argument can be made that conditioned homosexuality is a great way to counter overpopulation, which, along with environmental collapse, is part of the defining existence-threatening issues of our time.

If you want future generations of LIFE to live in world where they can thrive, you better start sucking dick, cábron.

Just ask @Joe He’s doing his part.

Another reason I lean right.

The left say the world is overpopulated. Too much carbon footprints. Not enough to go around. Resources are finite. Kinda like what Thanos said eh? Yes Lily, ANOTHER movie reference!

But when it comes to immigration and the southern border of the United States, the left seem to think we can just keep absorbing endless amounts of people?

If the world itself can't sustain more people, BY YOUR OWN ARGUMENTS, then how the fuck you think one country can keep sustaining endless influx of an ever increasing population? You didn't think this through, did you? Compassion without limits is a self inflicted wrist slice.

Sorry, I'm all about looking for a better life but your illogical reasoning leaves me unconvinced in the power of your arguments.

If population explosion harms the earth than population explosion harms the United States.

Facts.

 

[Aylana]

Another reason I lean right.

The left say the world is overpopulated. Too much carbon footprints. Not enough to go around. Resources are finite. Kinda like what Thanos said eh? Yes Lily, ANOTHER movie reference!

But when it comes to immigration and the southern border of the United States, the left seem to think we can just keep absorbing endless amounts of people?

If the world itself can't sustain more people, BY YOUR OWN ARGUMENTS, then how the fuck you think one country can keep sustaining endless influx of an ever increasing population? You didn't think this through, did you? Compassion without limits is a self inflicted wrist slice.

Sorry, I'm all about looking for a better life but your illogical reasoning leaves me unconvinced in the power of your arguments.

If population explosion harms the earth than population explosion harms the United States.

Facts.

Okay. Yes. We’re bored now. We’re all bored. But has it ever occurred to you, Mr. Nice Guy, that the process which creates this boredom that we see now may very well be a self-perpetuating unconscious form of brainwashing created by the so called community? And that all of this is much more dangerous than one thinks?

I think that the so called community is a model for the new concentration camp, where the camp has been built by the inmates themselves, and the inmates are the guards, and they have this pride in this thing that they’ve built—they’ve built their own prison—and so they exist in a state of schizophrenia where they are both guards and prisoners. And as a result they no longer have—having been lobotomized—the capacity to leave the so called community they’ve made or even to see it as a prison.

You can figure out what movie that was from.

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

I think those stats are misleading because I think a lot of people who live the "gay lifestyle" and "identify as gay" are not actually gay.

...while you are straight and would prefer a woman, you have much more opportunity to have a high number of sexual partners in the gay community.

If you're a dude who fucks other dudes, you're gay. That's sorta what the word fuckin' means, man.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Seamajor]

If you're a dude who fucks other dudes, you're gay. That's sorta what the word fuckin' means, man.

I’d guess you know what you speak of.

 

[Seamajor]

One of the hallmarks of Trump Derangement Syndrome is the inability to recognize satire.

You got it bad.

I don't care if Admin and Blurt suck cock. They should just keep it away from the children.

Can you expand and say what you really mean.

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

I’d guess you know what you speak of.

So would anybody who knows the meanings of basic words in common use. Does that include you, or doesn't it?

 

[Admin.]

So would anybody who knows the meanings of basic words in common use. Does that include you, or doesn't it?

What is meant by a 'flatted 5th"?

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

What is meant by a 'flatted 5th"?

Musical term. Do you commonly just bust out music terms in conversation with random strangers? Because that'd make you a kind of a lunatic.

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

Can you expand and say what you really mean.

Why don't you tell us all what you wish he'd said.

 

[Admin.]

Musical term. Do you commonly just bust out music terms in conversation with random strangers? Because that'd make you a kind of a lunatic.

So you don't really understand a basic word in common usage, interesting

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

So you don't really understand a basic word in common usage, interesting

That's not a basic word in common usage. The vast majority of the population aren't musicians. So here's what you do: Stand up, reach down, grab your ankles, and then shove yourself up your own ass so that you can actually look over your opinions before you pull them out of there.

 

[Admin.]

That's not a basic word in common usage. The vast majority of the population aren't musicians. So here's what you do: Stand up, reach down, grab your ankles, and then shove yourself up your own ass so that you can actually look over your opinions before you pull them out of there.

Despite the ham handed dismount, surrender accepted.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

And in American English -- since that's what we're all posting in,

Are you a sailor son?

Taste my starboard then I'll follow up with my port. And you can kiss my aft.

 

[The Prowler]

If you're a dude who fucks other dudes, you're gay. That's sorta what the word fuckin' means, man.

I think when straight dudes fuck other dudes it has less to do with preference and more to do with ease of access/opportunity.

Some of those sexual deviants feel no real attraction to people that they have sex with.

What attracts them will vary, from the power they might feel, to the orgasm, to just the thought of the deviant acts, to getting a thrill from seeing another person react to the sex, etc.

Who they do it with is irrelevant. Anyone will do.

It is kinda like a hooker who has gay sex. It does not make them gay. They are in it for the money.

And you might be thinking "Well, they would not get sexually excited if they were not gay." We could correct your misconception with a little experiment. I assume you claim that you are straight. We could have @Admin. give you a blowjob. I will bet money that your dick will get hard after just a few minutes. The dick will react that way to any expert cocksucker. Do you think that would mean you are really a homo?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Okay. Yes. We’re bored now. We’re all bored. But has it ever occurred to you, Mr. Nice Guy, that the process which creates this boredom that we see now may very well be a self-perpetuating unconscious form of brainwashing created by the so called community? And that all of this is much more dangerous than one thinks?

I think that the so called community is a model for the new concentration camp, where the camp has been built by the inmates themselves, and the inmates are the guards, and they have this pride in this thing that they’ve built—they’ve built their own prison—and so they exist in a state of schizophrenia where they are both guards and prisoners. And as a result they no longer have—having been lobotomized—the capacity to leave the so called community they’ve made or even to see it as a prison.

You can figure out what movie that was from.

Sounds like you want to fuck me? Or if you don't have a penis or by extenstion a strap-on, maybe you want me to fuck you? I mean in life, regardless of status of boredoms, we are all well & truly fucked. Regardless.

We are all just killing time while time is killing us.

Once you have accepted this truth as I have then you must know the best we can ever hope to offer one another is the chance to smile. To forget for a moment. To relieve the tension of our duties by laughing ones ass off.

I don't live my own life anymore. I live for the next best chance to make others smile & laugh. That... is my life. Which is mucho fulfilling.

My goal to lessen the burden upon heavy hearts filled with responsibility is to make merriment. A rounding disjoinder from mundane adulting tasks to LOLs.

Because smiles are signs of peace but frowns are signs of war.

I want the entire world to smile, just once. To forget our differences & embrace our likeness, that being laughter in the face of an ever approaching & certain death.

Laugh or die. We will all die. But will we ever truly laugh?

I dare you to laugh before you die.

I think the movie you mention is 1971 when the guards and inmates trade places to see how each other act and yet I am reminded of a Tales From the Crypt episode where the insane people take over the hospital & pretend it is a theater. Drama is all around us. You can be bored by it. I will choose to add it to my collection of experiences & chances to leave yet another smile in my wake before my actual Wake. Amirite?!

Somber but true.

 

[Admin.]

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

It is kinda like a hooker who has gay sex. It does not make them gay.

The act is definitive. If you get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle and operate it, you're a driver. If you have gay sex, you're fuckin' gay.

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

Despite the ham handed dismount, surrender accepted.

As with talent, intellect, and style, your act of wishing for it does not mean you have it.

 

[Aylana]

Sounds like you want to fuck me? Or if you don't have a penis or by extenstion a strap-on, maybe you want me to fuck you? I mean in life, regardless of status of boredoms, we are all well & truly fucked. Regardless.

We are all just killing time while time is killing us.

Once you have accepted this truth as I have then you must know the best we can ever hope to offer one another is the chance to smile. To forget for a moment. To relieve the tension of our duties by laughing ones ass off.

I don't live my own life anymore. I live for the next best chance to make others smile & laugh. That... is my life. Which is mucho fulfilling.

My goal to lessen the burden upon heavy hearts filled with responsibility is to make merriment. A rounding disjoinder from mundane adulting tasks to LOLs.

Because smiles are signs of peace but frowns are signs of war.

I want the entire world to smile, just once. To forget our differences & embrace our likeness, that being laughter in the face of an ever approaching & certain death.

Laugh or die. We will all die. But will we ever truly laugh?

I dare you to laugh before you die.

I think the movie you mention is 1971 when the guards and inmates trade places to see how each other act and yet I am reminded of a Tales From the Crypt episode where the insane people take over the hospital & pretend it is a theater. Drama is all around us. You can be bored by it. I will choose to add it to my collection of experiences & chances to leave yet another smile in my wake before my actual Wake. Amirite?!

Somber but true.

Are you one of those forum influencers...or a Brawl Hall legend?

 

[The Prowler]

The act is definitive. If you get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle and operate it, you're a driver. If you have gay sex, you're fuckin' gay.

Nah.

If you do not like Volkswagens, get behind the wheel of a Volkswagen and drive it, it does not mean you have a preference for Volkswagens. You might have hated it. You might have just done it to get from A to B.

If you fuck a dude up the poop chute, it makes you a person who has ass fucked a dude. It does not make you gay.

There has to be some attraction to the person. It cannot just be a "get from A to B" thing.

 

[Admin.]

Not sure if this guy is a Drag Queen or closeted middle aged gay man

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

If you fuck a dude up the poop chute, it makes you a person who has ass fucked a dude. It does not make you gay.

If you rape someone, it makes you a rapist. Doing the thing is what defines you as someone who has done the thing. If you have gay sex, that defines you as gay.

There has to be some attraction to the person.

If you're a dude who's got at least one hand and choose to fuck a dude instead of beating off, you found fucking a dude to be the more attractive option. Therefore, if you fuck a dude, you're into fucking dudes, which means you're geh.

Don't know why you'd feel the need to dodge that, other than either dishonesty or cowardice.

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

Not sure if this guy is a Drag Queen or closeted middle aged gay man

He's a cop, probably of the type that was drawn to policing in the first place by the power trip. Lock that fucker up in GenPop and let the consequences ensue.

 

[Seamajor]

So would anybody who knows the meanings of basic words in common use. Does that include you, or doesn't it?

To paranoid insecure, assuming fools. Yes.