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No, true story. I never attempted to continue the family line with that twisted bitch, and even the thought was squick.
 

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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.
 

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No, true story. I never attempted to continue the family line with that twisted bitch, and even the thought was squick.
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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?
Who says he showers? :LOL1:
 

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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?
Who says he showers? :LOL1:

he mentioned it somewhere and i was going 2 suggest he get life alert
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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?
Who says he showers? :LOL1:

he mentioned it somewhere and i was going 2 suggest he get life alert
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There’s still life in the old sea bass yet lol
 

Damaged Maven

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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?
Who says he showers? :LOL1:

he mentioned it somewhere and i was going 2 suggest he get life alert
giphy.gif
No. When it's time you die. No matter the time or place
 

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Amazon will deliver anything. Like stiletto heels filled with cocaine. And the shoes are made from Moroccan hashish.
 

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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?
Who says he showers? :LOL1:

he mentioned it somewhere and i was going 2 suggest he get life alert
giphy.gif
No. When it's time you die. No matter the time or place

if u were that indifferent about death u never would have let that doctor stick his finger up your butt
 

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[QUOTE="Jeannie, post: 90377, member:

if u were that indifferent about death u never would have let that doctor stick his finger up your butt[/QUOTE]

One finger ain't so bad and a lot better having this up your ass- - - - - - - - -

 

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[QUOTE="Jeannie, post: 90377, member:

if u were that indifferent about death u never would have let that doctor stick his finger up your butt

One finger ain't so bad and a lot better having this up your ass- - - - - - - - -

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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?

Life alert

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Damaged Maven

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Anyone actually kissing on both cheeks should be assaulted with extreme prejudice. The motion is bad enough.