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    What is your band name!?

    Commando Timbits. This is our self-titled debut album.
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    So if the vaccine works and all...

    "Leaky" vaccines are a thing - vaccines that protect the vaccinated, while the vaccinated remain somewhat contagious. That's one possible explanation anyhow. If that's the case it only makes sense to continue wearing a mask, because the whole point of masks was to reduce your ability to spread...
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    January 6th, "gonna be wild"

    Pretty sure she died on the scene, quite possibly instantly. I watched the video on twitter when it happened and she seemed pretty fucking dead. :SadFace:
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    January 6th, "gonna be wild"

    >tfw you're so fundamentally domesticated that you daren't even tread outside the tourist rope cordon during your occupation of the capitol
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    January 6th, "gonna be wild"

    >it's january 6th >nothing happened >to absolutely nobody with a couple brain cells to spare's shock
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    Step up your game guys

    COVAIDS.
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    Jail time

    Did like 40 days, counted for 60 with pre-sentencing time served. It was pretty tame and pretty lame. Basically I put a knife to someone's throat after a few months of being taken advantage of and stolen from. They had the hookup for drugs I was interested in, I'm a social retard, so I put up...
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    Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts, theories etc.

    Research Time Cube. 1 day marshmallow time is a lie, and until you realize 4 simultaneous day 4 quadrant time is the truth, you will never understand anything. Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight to midnight 1 day (ignoring 3 other days) Time to not foul (already wrong)...
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    The fireworks suck. Please make them stop.

    The fireworks were pretty cool. Also the new years confetti. I thought I was losing my mind or being bullied by the admins for a sec, because I am schizo.
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    recess in the hood

    Spanking might have spared you some slight grief from like 9-12. Old enough to have a bit of sense, young enough to not be totally brainfucked by hormones. Puberty is a helluva drug, and it's an absolute crapshoot whether a teenager is going to act right. Source: I got spanked. My parents still...
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    Welcome to the Ass Box

    Meltdown Gang GanG! HAPPY NEW YEEEEAR~
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    [Official] Der ewige Anglo Hate Thread

    I will peck out your eye with my massive hook nose.
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    [Official] Der ewige Anglo Hate Thread

    I'd just like to say I'm only here because my BF is, and I like forums in general. I've been using BBSs for like 20 years, and this site seemed neat. If I'm trolling it's mostly because I'm stuck in Meltdown and there's nothing better to do. I've made some normal posts though, like in DILF's...
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    [Official] Der ewige Anglo Hate Thread

    Me no troll you, gweilo. Me just post truth.