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Bastard Factory

Bastard Factory

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I used her just as much... but yes, truly a maniacal parasite professional... crazy, fun hot hooker gf roommate jammed too much freon in the thing the day before because she was hot, she popped into an auto zone and stole freon... but apparently put in too much or wrong whole lol
 
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Bastard Factory

Bastard Factory

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I was actually driving up there to pick her up... we got stuck in some UTAH town and rented a car to get back to Vegas 12 hours later.... She talked me into the coupe tho...
 

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Kids like us put the cans jammed in the back wheel of our bikes so it’d rub and sound like a motorcycle ha ha ha @Jack prances around pretending he’s got heels on BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 

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I miss muscle shirt days already, this cold shit sucks ass-balls
 

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I always surmised that Bastard drove a tricycle with lollipop sticks scraping spokes, pink streamers fluttering in the wind from his handle bars…or a Toyota Corolla.
 

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She's aspiring to a position in the US Federal workforce as an ICE Agent. That could be an interesting discussion, Blandy.