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I have found my home thread. DISCLAIMER: I drink a lot. Most times I'm cool, but I get belligerent too, sometimes. I appologize in advance.
 

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...if it were real life and you acted a fool you'd get hit, so lucky there's this 'internet' thing huh ??
 

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...if it were real life and you acted a fool you'd get hit, so lucky there's this 'internet' thing huh ??

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Hey Stinky. Anytime you want to exchange phone numbers and addresses, let me know. For the fucking record, let me tell you WHO I am. I called you a nigger in a thread. You want to know why? Because victims disgust me. You play the race card like a nigger from the projects. You want to be a victim? I'll victimize you. Two of my last three girlfriends were black and hispanic. Stop being a fucking cunt. FOR THE RECORD: ANYONE ON THIS SITE WHO GENERALIZES BECAUSE OF SKIN COLOR IS ONE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, WHO'S NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE OR DONE ANYTHING. My doctor of TWENTY FUCKING YEARS COMES DIRECTLY FROM AFRICA. MY BEST FRIEND IS A FEMALE HISPANIC. STOP BEING A FUCKING BITCH. NOW FUCK OFF MY NEW FAVORITE THREAD. YES, white folks say racist shit. Just like every other race. Yes there are truly racist white folks. And black folks. When I was sixteen I spent two weeks in a hospital, because four FUCKING NIGGERS beat me half to death. For being drunk and wandering into their hood. Should I cry, and hate all blacks? No. Because momma didnt raise victims. She raised fucking warriors. Well, I'm a warrior. My brother is a dickhead, and cant fight for shit.. anyways, get over yourself you leftist faggot
 

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Why would I give you my number ? I'm not ghay, assuming your a 'man' .. no wonder you got beat, you said you were a dick when you drink ..
 

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Why would I give you my number ? I'm not ghay, assuming your a 'man' .. no wonder you got beat, you said you were a dick when you drink ..
Actually, you want to hear it? I was at my BLACK FRIEND Malcoms house, in Ridgecrest, California. It was a Crip hood and my friends were Crips. (They had a sub group called HBO, Home Boyz Only. YOU UNNERSTAND SALLY? IM going to CALL YOU SALLY FROM NOW ON, CAUSE I THINK OF YOU AS A BITCH. Now, Sally, My friend wanted me entirely in to their bullshit. But I knew better, and watched several friends get jumped in. I wasnt afraid. Everyone knew that. You dont get respect by being a pussy. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, STINKY. A PUSSY. A FAGGOT VICTIM. Now, my friend, and a few of his friends, knew all this. But there was a lot of motherfuckers there. AND NOT EVEN JUST NIGGERS( LIKE YOU, NIGGRBOY, COME PICK MY COTTON DARKIE)...There was the whole set. EVERYONE. EVEN MY BROTH..NE ER MIND, THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENUFF SUCK MY HUGE WHITE COCK, YOU SIISSY NIGGER
 

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Why would I give you my number ? I'm not ghay, assuming your a 'man' .. no wonder you got beat, you said you were a dick when you drink ..
Actually, you want to hear it? I was at my BLACK FRIEND Malcoms house, in Ridgecrest, California. It was a Crip hood and my friends were Crips. (They had a sub group called HBO, Home Boyz Only. YOU UNNERSTAND SALLY? IM going to CALL YOU SALLY FROM NOW ON, CAUSE I THINK OF YOU AS A BITCH. Now, Sally, My friend wanted me entirely in to their bullshit. But I knew better, and watched several friends get jumped in. I wasnt afraid. Everyone knew that. You dont get respect by being a pussy. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, STINKY. A PUSSY. A FAGGOT VICTIM. Now, my friend, and a few of his friends, knew all this. But there was a lot of motherfuckers there. AND NOT EVEN JUST NIGGERS( LIKE YOU, NIGGRBOY, COME PICK MY COTTON DARKIE)...There was the whole set. EVERYONE. EVEN MY BROTH..NE ER MIND, THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENUFF SUCK MY HUGE WHITE COCK, YOU SIISSY NIGGER


You look great in that dress
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btw, keep your posts directed at me short my friend, short attention span and I rarely get past the first paragraph
 

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Why would I give you my number ? I'm not ghay, assuming your a 'man' .. no wonder you got beat, you said you were a dick when you drink ..
Actually, you want to hear it? I was at my BLACK FRIEND Malcoms house, in Ridgecrest, California. It was a Crip hood and my friends were Crips. (They had a sub group called HBO, Home Boyz Only. YOU UNNERSTAND SALLY? IM going to CALL YOU SALLY FROM NOW ON, CAUSE I THINK OF YOU AS A BITCH. Now, Sally, My friend wanted me entirely in to their bullshit. But I knew better, and watched several friends get jumped in. I wasnt afraid. Everyone knew that. You dont get respect by being a pussy. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, STINKY. A PUSSY. A FAGGOT VICTIM. Now, my friend, and a few of his friends, knew all this. But there was a lot of motherfuckers there. AND NOT EVEN JUST NIGGERS( LIKE YOU, NIGGRBOY, COME PICK MY COTTON DARKIE)...There was the whole set. EVERYONE. EVEN MY BROTH..NE ER MIND, THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENUFF SUCK MY HUGE WHITE COCK, YOU SIISSY NIGGER


You look great in that dress
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btw, keep your posts directed at me short my friend, short attention span and I rarely get past the first paragraph
Thats a typical, inbred, no father having ghetto nigger.
 

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You would know Leroy LMAO

ffs, as a penalty for being so utterly boring I will not pay any attention to you for the day
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well. maybe...depends how good you lick it
 

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Now run! quick, go neg every post I posted like a butthurt warrior
 

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Ask any question about tequila or Scotch whisky. If you see an "e" before the "y", it's made in America and is incomparable to real whisky.

Gatheround, plebes. You know what e150a is? It's sugar thrown on a hot pan until it turns brown, which means it is now "cooking caramel". Why did I mention that?

Well, when added to any type of spirit, it turns the liquor to gold! Yeah, that sucks for consumers but is fantastic for the distilleries that do it. You see, when a noob or more experienced drinker is trying to decide which bottle of whisky to buy, they compare them side-by-side; both labeled as being 10 years old, like my newest husband.

It becomes an easy choice for the comparer because gold is much prettier than say, Springbank - my favorite unpeated whisky, who knows better than adding sugar. The most popular single malt whisky is The Macallan. Nice steak houses always have that one on the drink menu. e150a. Yup. Sure does look pretty and doesn't taste bad, they're just cheaters (like me). If you only have a snifter of it after finishing your meal, good on ya, I guess.

You wanna keep drinking it or another golden spirit? Tomorrow awaits, dumbass. The best way to get drunk on whisky (Islay brands #1 fan) is to pleasantly enjoy having a drink of your best. One, maybe two. Put it up, it's both fine and expensive if you know what to buy. From there, you reach for Black Bottle, which is, sadly, a goddamn blend - like the demons at Johnny Walker who claim that they add the fantastic Talisker single-malt to their piss.

*i need to catch my fucking breath* "I'll have a Johnny Walker BLUE because I know so much about whiskey!".

Back to reality, Black Bottle is only $20 and blends peated whisky from Islay - the capital of the drinking world. Is Black Bottle great? Fuck no, it needs more peat smoke. Is it totally acceptable if you're drinking Home Alone like I love doing? Fuck yes. Ask the man who knows his shit at whichever liquor store you visit every day. He'll tell you what you just read...





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How about NOT drinking and working on ur health.
Fruit juices like apple, prune and cranberry is a great place 2 start!