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[Oliver Shagnasty]

Teach me Lil babe

 

[Lily]

In Spanish it would be Meh Hee Cah Nah

 

[Lily]

This is America. Learn Spanish!

 

[Lily]

In the AmericaS, 400 million speak Spanish...English is spoken by 290 million.

 

[Lily]

Were you aware of that?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

My god, no!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Thats 400 million not paying taxes

 

[Frood]

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

And sucking my titty

 

[Frood]

So many criminals

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Ive said it once and by Jesus I'll say it again

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

We can trade all our niggers for every meheecan in Mexico

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

At least they work

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Hey guys im working on a song called "Thank you for the Memories" its about everyone that we've known in our lives that left a mark

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Kind of a tribute

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Tell me about your experiences with that i want to write it down

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Especially people that have passed

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Everyone here knows someone that passed away that was important and changed their lives

 

[Frood]

I passed gas hours ago.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I shot a bird with a slingshot once when I was a kid and I have felt guilty about it for years.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Poor little fucken birdie! Why did it get in the way of the pebble I shot at it from a five and dime slingshot I paid 25¢ for?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It mighta been 50¢, I can't remember precisely.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Come on guys im being serious

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I am serious, Ollie! I got a fucking slingshot at the 5 and dime for like 25 or 50 fucking cents.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And I killed a little bird with it!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I got my new real sling shot! Bought at the five and dime!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Shot birds until my fingers bled, was the summer of 69

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Quite incidentally, that would have been about the right time frame, Ollie. Glad iI could help.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Quite incidentally, that would have been about the right time frame, Ollie. Glad I could help.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Me and some guys from school