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[Blazor]

Right on man, get it bo! Woooooooooooo!

 

[Breakfall]

Yeeeeeeew!

 

[Blazor]

Im looking at my to do list..... I shoulda done the bills before getting tipsy hahaha. Oh well, tomorrow

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin is busy sucking cock tonight. In case anyone asks

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Anyone else remember when porn you had to watch on a VHS tape. And back then it wasnt called porn, it was called a Fuck Flick lol

LOL so many good stories involving the quest for porn

I remember the very first PC porn I ever acquired

It was some obscure media format that you could play with a single file, the name was Grasp

IT wasn't bad, I'd say just as good as a nice Playboy back then

I found it hidden in a folder inside some kid's dad computer

 

[Breakfall]

Anyone else remember when porn you had to watch on a VHS tape. And back then it wasnt called porn, it was called a Fuck Flick lol

LOL so many good stories involving the quest for porn

I remember the very first PC porn I ever acquired

It was some obscure media format that you could play with a single file, the name was Grasp

IT wasn't bad, I'd say just as good as a nice Playboy back then

I found it hidden in a folder inside some kid's dad computer

Porn was banned during apartheid, but it didn’t stop the bootlegging blue movies from coming in. My first porn magazine that I saw was a well-paged mag called Ass Masters Special. On the front cover was a picture of this chick opening up her arse so wide that it became blurry inside. My brain was about 13 years old at the time and I was very scared. There was a lot of emotion going around in my head during that episode. I thought that I had to be very careful of any girl’s arsehole when I was fingering her pussy or least I would open up a massive can of trouble.

 

[Breakfall]

Hey @UncleDiLF , are you on holidays you filthy swine?

 

[Breakfall]

Come over to Oz and come smoke some weeeeeed man with your amigo! I’ll take you deep sea fishing… lol

 

[Breakfall]

You’re not scared are you, you panty deviant!?

 

[Breakfall]

@UncleDiLF Ill look after you, but I won’t hold your hand. Up to you…

 

[Breakfall]

Dilf you fucking clown! Stop sucking man shit out of your lover, you can’t multitask you hommus!

 

[LotusBud]

Getting tipsy, eating lots of sugary foods, hugging people while maskless, sending lots of time posting on troll boards. You sound like a true warrior, Blazor. Watch out, libs, here he comes!

 

[Frood]

He'll live longer than you, Miss Clotsalot...

 

[Breakfall]

LotusBottom getting tipsy…I never would’ve thought!?

 

[Breakfall]

It seems the whole troll avenue here on Bastard Factory is really just a process. Fuck you, fuck this, fuck that….kinda thing you know? Smoke a bit of weed, have some good oil. That kinda thing!

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Breakfall .i aint no filthy swine. I am noble ans surpreme. You are the filthy swine.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I have holidays you grunting pig. But i must bang pussys. Not interested meATing males. You might ask the ISLAND BOiS if you need fresh foreskins.

 

[UncleDiLF]

You would ran away scared seeing my aggressive, white, buff and and muscular body you old fat swine.

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Breakfall .i aint no filthy swine. I am noble and surpreme. You are the filthy swine.

 

[Breakfall]

Jesus, you should write a screenplay!

 

[Breakfall]

Tell me about your pussys you’re banging…are they from Thailand?

 

[Frood]

Charred Anal Bits of Fire?

Forrest Rump?

 

[Breakfall]

I have just had a feast of oysters, Balmain bug and brandy tart. I’m kicking back with a fine rum and counting my gold bars braah.

 

[Breakfall]

Gonna fucking light a massive spliff yo!

 

[Breakfall]

Dilf man…if you were here chilling with me, I’d rip off your pink panties, stuff them into your face and warm your fucking ballz with a blowtorch you beta fuckwit!

 

[Frood]

I have just had a feast of oysters, Balmain bug and brandy tart. I’m kicking back with a fine rum and counting my gold bars braah.

Nice..... oysters. I'd like 3 dozen of them right now.....and none of that Pacific crap.... Tassie all the way.

 

[Breakfall]

I have just had a feast of oysters, Balmain bug and brandy tart. I’m kicking back with a fine rum and counting my gold bars braah.

Nice..... oysters. I'd like 3 dozen of them right now.....and none of that Pacific crap.... Tassie all the way.

Pacific are bigger but I love the local Sydney oysters…they’re bloody magic! Naturally I buy them, but every now and again I’ll eat them from the rocks. Choice feed.

 

[Frood]

I have just had a feast of oysters, Balmain bug and brandy tart. I’m kicking back with a fine rum and counting my gold bars braah.

Nice..... oysters. I'd like 3 dozen of them right now.....and none of that Pacific crap.... Tassie all the way.

Pacific are bigger but I love the local Sydney oysters…they’re bloody magic! Naturally I buy them, but every now and again I’ll eat them from the rocks. Choice feed.

Not on the Spirit of Tassie.... big as a hand and so sweet tasting.... like mini oyster steaks.. plucked 5 off the ice in the buffet as they were being shucked and it was nearly a meal!

So good.... but in a pinch, any oyster matters....

 

[Breakfall]

Dilf you’ve lost your bedazzle my Chyna. You must wake up and sort your shit out. You’re hanging around peasant bois too much. Fuuuuuck. You’ve really gotten queerer innit you halfwit!

 

[Breakfall]

I have just had a feast of oysters, Balmain bug and brandy tart. I’m kicking back with a fine rum and counting my gold bars braah.

Nice..... oysters. I'd like 3 dozen of them right now.....and none of that Pacific crap.... Tassie all the way.

Pacific are bigger but I love the local Sydney oysters…they’re bloody magic! Naturally I buy them, but every now and again I’ll eat them from the rocks. Choice feed.

Not on the Spirit of Tassie.... big as a hand and so sweet tasting.... like mini oyster steaks.. plucked 5 off the ice in the buffet as they were being shucked and it was nearly a meal!

So good.... but in a pinch, any oyster matters....

Did you get the Tassie oysters fresh or cryovac?