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[Fredricka]

My kids have good senses of humour

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Behind my monitor, I'm Mike Tyson in his prime.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

In the real world, I'm Woody Allen from "Take the Money and Run".

 

[Lily]

So do mine. They're funny AF. They don't think "asshole" equals funny is all.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©,

 

[Lily]

They punch up, not down.

 

[Fredricka]

Rancid is lizard king

 

[Fredricka]

Theyre short lily?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@Fredricka, I believe that pic was meant for me.

 

[Lily]

Who's short?

 

[Lily]

My daughter is 5'6

 

[Fredricka]

Ok larry, sorrey

 

[Lily]

My son is 6 ft 1

 

[Lily]

Not short at all.

 

[Lily]

I'm short.

 

[jack]

mmm we just ordered take out

 

[Fredricka]

And?

 

[Fredricka]

At least tell us what u ordered

 

[Lily]

I just had a late breakfast jack. I went back to sleep after being lulled back into slumber by the sb this morning.

 

[jack]

I had a nice nap as well

 

[Lily]

Woke up around 10:45 again and then had breakfast about half an hour ago.

 

[jack]

Having ribs for an app, and a lovely bacon cheeseburger with fries

 

[Lily]

apple sausage two eggs and toast

 

[jack]

perfect fathers day

 

[Fredricka]

I see jacks ignoring me again, even though he started shit

 

[Lily]

that is a nice father's day...

 

[Fredricka]

Bollox to u jack

 

[Lily]

chicken apple sausage two eggs and toast

 

[jack]

Suck it, Fred

 

[Lily]

You must have irritated him.