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[Jack]

just fuck completely off

 

[Fredricka]

Suck it yourself jack

 

[Lily]

lol...

 

[Fredricka]

He didnt have to get involved but he jumped in belly 1st, he belly flopped

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Will you two just fuck and get it over with?

 

[Lily]

Involved in what? Nothing's happening...it's BF

 

[Jack]

as usual you get it wrong, but when any of you pull that bullshit on admin again you'll see me in the middle

 

[Jack]

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick Larry

 

[Lily]

Get a room! I demand my eyes be protected.

 

[Fredricka]

No, jack is off my fuck list now

 

[Jack]

LOL

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Fredricka]

Anyway lies jack, youd love this body and u know it

 

[Fredricka]

Will never happen though

 

[Fredricka]

I know, i know, youre sorry jack. Save it

 

[Fredricka]

Thats right larry, larrys keepin it real, why cant others be more like h8m

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Fredricka]

Jack is full of regret, he coulda had it all but blew it

 

[Jack]

Sounds like you either need a translator, or professional help.

 

[Fredricka]

Lily has more chance of getting in my bed now

 

[Jack]

Gross

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

The bearded lady once again doth protesteth too mucheth.

Protesting and the truth are two different things altogether.

 

[Fredricka]

Lily doesnt think so

 

[Fredricka]

Shes up for it

 

[Fredricka]

Read it and weep

 

[Jack]

 

[Fredricka]

Dont cry now jack, you made your bed

 

[Fredricka]

Now u lie in it

 

[Lily]

I was just outside in my garden...I harvested several cucumbers.

 

[Lily]

Hadn't seen my garden since Thursday morning.