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[Breakfall]

Ohhhhhhhhjjjjj

 

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

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Come back @Jeannie ….you so pretty.

 

[LotusBud]

@Weeg, wow, thanks! When can we come?

 

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I love it when women do hard work. My missus is sweating her arse off mowing the lawn. All I had to do was help her start the lawn mower. Welcome to my world honey.

 

[Jeannie]

@Weeg, wow, thanks! When can we come?

derp. ur so fake

 

[Jeannie]

its 12:06 am and it feels like the bar closed

 

[Breakfall]

It’s actually 16:08 and the bar is about to open!

 

[Jeannie]

did they have 2 push u out of the doorway 2 get it free?

 

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Whaaaa!? It’s my own bar baby. I even have a Schlitz Milwaukee bar mirror to check myself out in.

 

[Jeannie]

i own a part of a bar but i dont do anything but cash checks lol

 

[Breakfall]

The reality @Jeannie , is that I find public bars to be full of drongos and invariably I end up serving backhands. It took me years to realise that I prefer my own company. Lol

 

[Jeannie]

wtf r u talking about?

 

[Frood]

I like drinking at home so I can polka dance and pole dance in privacy.

 

[Jeannie]

if u run a pub u run a tab on the regs, forgive your friends and make everyone else pay - every third drink is a freebie/'buy back'

 

[Jeannie]

hey @Weeg, the ync is now censoring 'racist' avatars now lmao

 

[Jeannie]

thats a lot of extra water for badger 2 carry lmao

 

[LotusBud]

@Weeg, wow, thanks! When can we come?

derp. ur so fake

And ur so deep and real.

 

[Breakfall]

Oooooooooo…so provocative @Jeannie …are you toey?

 

[Breakfall]

@Weeg, wow, thanks! When can we come?

derp. ur so fake

And ur so deep and real.

How’s your Portuguese coming along Lotus?

 

[Jeannie]

@Weeg, wow, thanks! When can we come?

derp. ur so fake

And ur so deep and real.

yup. i was off takin a wee.
did u bring the ball back?

 

[Breakfall]

@Weeg, wow, thanks! When can we come?

derp. ur so fake

And ur so deep and real.

yup. i was off takin a wee.
did u bring the ball back?

Have you perfected the art of weeing standing up yet?

 

[Jeannie]

@Weeg, wow, thanks! When can we come?

derp. ur so fake

And ur so deep and real.

yup. i was off takin a wee.
did u bring the ball back?

Have you perfected the art of weeing standing up yet?

geez, u scared the lotusbud away with your big boistrous mouth

 

[Breakfall]

There was this Big Day Out music event, and the queue to the toilets were ridiculously long. So I just took a pee up against the fence. So there I am having a nice piss, while someone pulls up beside me and starts pissing too.

 

[Breakfall]

I thought, howz this cunt bruising my aura!

 

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So I took a step to the side, still with dick in hand, and looked the bloke in the eyes. But it was a chick!

 

[Breakfall]

I looked down in case she had a dick, but she was pulling on her hood and having a right nice piss!

 

[Breakfall]

I looked back at her and she was just grinning happily. That made me gin madly. I walked away horny as fuck….

 

[Breakfall]

I looked back at her and she was just grinning happily. That made me grin madly. I walked away horny as fuck….

 

[Breakfall]

I looked back at her and she was just grinning happily. That made me grin madly. I walked away horny as fuck….