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[LotusBud]

Dinner hour in Limey Land?

 

[LotusBud]

@Aryan and @SHAMPAIN Be sure to help your mums with the dishes.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Right on <r Break 'ALTER EGOS' surely nobody believes that I'm as perfect as I make out here? Shit happens to everybody but I ain't gonna chat about it here. This is cathartic.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Right on Mr Break 'ALTER EGOS' surely nobody believes that I'm as perfect as I make out here? Shit happens to everybody but I ain't gonna chat about it here. This is cathartic.

 

[Breakfall]

@The Scoundrel …oh I can chat about most things here. For me it’s a bit of comic relief. I take situation life quite seriously. I’m emphatic by nature.

 

[LotusBud]

@Weeg enjoy your Chinese buffet today, there is no Chinese buffet in WAR!

OMG. The fellow American hating, pizza eating, beer swilling, maniac on the dance floor is working his way onto the battlefield as we speak.

 

[The Scoundrel]

@ Breakfall I've spent years in FT calling people retarded, faggot morons. I don't talk to people like that in real life as I expect it would upset them. This place is for blowing off steam and having a laugh.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Sssh Scoundrel he thinks he invented boards...

 

[The Scoundrel]

I don't remember Break from my early days and I was late to the party. Starting in the last days of FC and wasting time here ever since. I could be out murdering people tho?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

There's been a murrrderrr!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Wasn't me. I was here and yer all witnesses

 

[LotusBud]

Waste time on BF or murder people. Waste time on BF or murder people. Hmmmmmm. Let me think about that...

 

[The Scoundrel]

If you think too hard you're probably a pscho and I'm the only one diagnosed here

 

[Breakfall]

I usually use a variety of pseudonyms. I do some great stage performances like attaching my Prince Albert to my missus’ hood piercing and playing tug o war. Even hardened veterans are at a loss for words.

 

[The Scoundrel]

If you think too hard you're probably a psycho and I'm the only one diagnosed here

 

[The Scoundrel]

I've seen that show. You been in Amsterdam?

 

[Breakfall]

XNXX

 

[LotusBud]

@The Scoundrel I was pretending to be you...

 

[Breakfall]

circa 2007

 

[Breakfall]

I think it’s important for people to unwind in life. It can be like walking on tightrope.

 

[Breakfall]

I think it’s important for people to unwind in life. It can be like walking on a tightrope.

 

[Breakfall]

So we’re about to go back to the nudist beach. The fringes have perverts, so we’re going to get into the thick of things where the couples lounge and let it all hang out. I spray-tanned my tackle so that I could try blend in a bit and not look noobish. But my big apadravya stud could draw a bit of unwanted attention. I refuse to remove it as I don’t do things in half-measures. Find out where the limits are, then start from there!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Breakfall]

The weird thing is, if I were to go for a quick surf there, I would have to wear board shorts at least or I may look ridiculously try-hardish! Lol

 

[Breakfall]

Another tough fucking audience eh?

 

[Weeg]

That sounds like DEVIL stuff

 

[Blazor]

@Weeg enjoy your Chinese buffet today, there is no Chinese buffet in WAR!

OMG. The fellow American hating, pizza eating, beer swilling, maniac on the dance floor is working his way onto the battlefield as we speak.

Well you got most right lol.

To clarify, I dont hate America. I despise the tyrannical government.

 

[Blazor]

He cant walk on water like Jesus Weeg, so he uses his surfy board

 

[Blazor]

I think he calls it his Big Dick Jesus Board

 

[Weeg]

@Blazor Bahahahaha!!