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LotusBud

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Haha. It's not a matter of trusting you in Portugal. No one should ever mail anything from the US to Portugal. Customs is a bitch in PT.
 

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Its almost a whole new day in Oz when Countess crawls out of bed lol

Question is, how do I crawl IN THERE with her?

Your best approach, is when the coffee is brewing. It will hide your coffee bean aroma lol.
She's gonna know I'm there only when I start biting her delicious butt.

WILL she know though? Its all injected.

@The Countess do you still have feeling in your whole butt lol? Not your butt hole.
 

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Canteen lady. Yeah. That was a great job, and I was really good at it, because I love waiting on people.
 

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Today would be my Confederate grandfather's birthday. He was the same age as my son is when he enlisted
 

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Hopefully you kept the Marxist propaganda to a minimum

Are you kiddding. I take every opportunity to indoctrinate and enlist. I probably turned 1000 kids and their families. They all came to the meetings. It was awesome.