1,000,000 Post Thread

Blazor

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
2,582
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Site Supporter
Messages
1,933
Location
37.27, -76.7
And so those yellow pens.
 

Jeannie

Factory Bastard
Messages
2,959
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
i mostly liked it for the punchline at the end but what about a hi-res pic of money w/ the yellow dots edited out first?
 

Blazor

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
2,582
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
i mostly liked it for the punchline at the end but what about a hi-res pic of money w/ the yellow dots edited out first?
I didnt have the audio, so I missed the punchline lol.

No, the printer automatically puts yellow dots down, even if its NOT money!
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
12,179
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
 

Blazor

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
2,582
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.
 

realgrimm

Factory Bastard
Administrator
Super Moderator
Messages
3,838
Location
Retired..
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.
Our bills are made outta a wierd polymer,shit plastic has our bill deteriorating and falling appart due to weather conditions,sure they are great for nose candy and better for washing,but they can rip real easy with one nick in the bill
 

Jeannie

Factory Bastard
Messages
2,959
plastic money and arctic temps......what could go wrong?
lol
 

Blazor

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
2,582
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.
Our bills are made outta a wierd polymer,shit plastic has our bill deteriorating and falling appart due to weather conditions,sure they are great for nose candy and better for washing,but they can rip real easy with one nick in the bill
Damn thats weird.

I know we can print on a kind of paper here, that doesnt rip, and is waterproof. Not plastic though. Its hard to print on though.
 

Jeannie

Factory Bastard
Messages
2,959
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.
i think getting the right paper is a bigger challenge than printing it
 

Blazor

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
2,582
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.
i think getting the right paper is a bigger challenge than printing it
Prolly comes from a paper mill, that is a specific blend. Im thinking its a tad bit of linen mixed with the wood. I dont think its all wood.
 

Jeannie

Factory Bastard
Messages
2,959
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.
i think getting the right paper is a bigger challenge than printing it
Prolly comes from a paper mill, that is a specific blend. Im thinking its a tad bit of linen mixed with the wood. I dont think its all wood.
its a top secret recipe thats more fabric than paper lol
btw the plastic 'paper' u talked about before is called tyvek
 

Blazor

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
2,582
I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.
Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.
i think getting the right paper is a bigger challenge than printing it
Prolly comes from a paper mill, that is a specific blend. Im thinking its a tad bit of linen mixed with the wood. I dont think its all wood.
its a top secret recipe thats more fabric than paper lol
btw the plastic 'paper' u talked about before is called tyvek
I thought so! Fabric = linen.
 

Jeannie

Factory Bastard
Messages
2,959
jewish vaudeville lol