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[Reggie_Essent]

Poor cat.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Your heard her meowing at me?

 

[Frood]

Cheeseburger with complimentary fur ball...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

She's a whiny ass

 

[Iggy McLulz]

holds her breath like I'm killing her if I pick her up.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Yet lays all over me when I sleep

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Mine finally left me alone.

 

[Frood]

Ubereats will deliver that for 20 bucks.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Stop talking about food

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I pretended the laser ran out of juice.

 

[Frood]

The driver will probably try to eat it though

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Try? 2B or not 2B