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[Reggie_Essent]

Poor cat.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Your heard her meowing at me?

 

[Frood]

Cheeseburger with complimentary fur ball...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

She's a whiny ass

 

[Iggy McLulz]

holds her breath like I'm killing her if I pick her up.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Yet lays all over me when I sleep

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Mine finally left me alone.

 

[Frood]

Ubereats will deliver that for 20 bucks.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Stop talking about food

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I pretended the laser ran out of juice.

 

[Frood]

The driver will probably try to eat it though

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Try? 2B or not 2B

 

[Murdock]

 

[Murdock]

It’s time to let some lovers off death row block… your next, Freud

 

[Murdock]

You wish that Aussie walk about bush had this flavor lololol

 

[ESAD TIA]

Morning Murdy or very late evening probably.

 

[Murdock]

Oh honey I haven’t stopped since 6 am

 

[Murdock]

I’ll go to bed soon and wake in another 4

 

[Murdock]

Welcome to the world of Gen X

 

[Murdock]

Did perio

 

[Murdock]

Menopause have to happen with the world was this fucked up

 

[Murdock]

I’m still fertile.,. Thank gawd the fuck stick is fixed

 

[Murdock]

make my brain shut off…. Make it stop fiending money and luring multi mil dick

 

[Murdock]

there is a thought to ponder….

 

[Murdock]

Peace and mediocrity lol

 

[Fredricka]

I dont think hecwas asking about your womb status

 

[Fredricka]

Its almost snub time i think

 

[Murdock]

a man has zero interest I

 

[Murdock]

they only want to fuck

 

[Murdock]

Once you accept this