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[The Prowler]

Why so angry?

 

[The Prowler]

I thought you were married and, given your age, I would think that the more feminine person in the relationship would cook the meals. Oh....wait......

 

[Jack]

Why are you talking shit about stuff you know nothing about?

 

[The Prowler]

Like what?

 

[The Prowler]

You said you were married.

 

[Fredricka]

Prowler always makes his mrs cook, hes a slave driver, that poor ginger lady

 

[Frood]

Jack does all the cooking, I reckon....

 

[The Prowler]

My wife makes probably 99% of suppers that we have.

 

[Fredricka]

Frood, you do all the cooking to, you told us

 

[Jack]

That's nice.

 

[Frood]

Most women these days suck at cooking. They can do a dozen basic meals but that's about it.

 

[The Prowler]

I make oatmeal sometimes.

 

[Frood]

Yes, out of necessity...Fred. my wife could burn water.

 

[Jack]

My wife's a good cook. So am I. Makes for nice variety. Whover cooks the other does the cleanup.

 

[The Prowler]

My wife makes a wide variety of dishes. I was posting picture of some of them in the "What is for dinner?" thread for a while.

 

[Fredricka]

Shes pretending you fool and you fell for it frood

 

[Frood]

Our daughter was outcooking her mum by the time she was 7 yesrs old.... but only because I always drum into her lessons while we're cooking together.

 

[The Prowler]

Freddie, I told my wife that I cannot shovel snow or take out the garbage or any house work...

 

[The Prowler]

Or mow the lawn.

 

[Fredricka]

She needs to get rid of you

 

[The Prowler]

My wife has made me very dependent on her.

 

[The Prowler]

It is why I stick around.

 

[Jack]

I'll tell her that next time I see her.

 

[Frood]

I won't walk the dog. That was the agreement before I brought puppy home. That's the girls job. I just get to spoil puppy and be her favourite human.

 

[Jack]

now you see why many marriages fail.

 

[Frood]

What do you mean, Jack?

 

[Jack]

How long you been married frood?

 

[Fredricka]

I bet prowler doesnt know how to use his washing machine or knows where the cheese grater is kept

 

[Seamajor]

Frank is thankfully loyal

 

[Jack]

I think he sells washing machines on the side or something like that...