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[Reggie_Essent]

Aren't you in Sheboygan or Kenosha?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I've already got thunderstorms happening here. The front stretches from Oklahoma to Ontario.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I'm in Cudahy. Sheboygan is a joke of a town.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yeah, it's a big'un. I can see it coming here, but I seem to be in a nice gap in the storm.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

That's the eye of the hurricane.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I just had a storm blow my fucking fence down last month. I don't need another one.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Just become good friends with the fence guy and maybe he'll give you a discount.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm already friends with Jose. He gives me a good price.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Good, easy solutions.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I use his cousin Pablo to mow my lawn.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Have you found Jesus yet?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That's Pablo's other brother.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Awww, you could've run the shtick a little bit longer by saying yes you did and then rattle off the 12 apostles in Latino sounding names.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

But seriously, Pablo has a brother named Jesus.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

If you're going to be the straight man in this act, then you have to be better.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Better than what?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Better than now, you yutz.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

where the fuck is Fred? I need her to translate from Druidic.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Probably passed out.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Larry always want to be Costello but I'm no Abbot.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Hopefully she didn't drown in her vomit.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm saying! Sounded like she chugged a shit ton of ciders.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Spoil sport.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I thought she preferred guzzling Guinness by the gallon.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You know, that;'s how Jim Morrison and Bon Scott died. Choked on their own vomit. Poor duck fuckers.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

RIP

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You know, that's how Jim Morrison and Bon Scott died. Choked on their own vomit. Poor dumb fuckers.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh fuck! Radar shows a big ass motherfucking storm heading straight for me.