- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
Aren't you in Sheboygan or Kenosha?
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- Thread starter Bastard Factory
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Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
I've already got thunderstorms happening here. The front stretches from Oklahoma to Ontario.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
I'm in Cudahy. Sheboygan is a joke of a town.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
Yeah, it's a big'un. I can see it coming here, but I seem to be in a nice gap in the storm.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
That's the eye of the hurricane.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
I just had a storm blow my fucking fence down last month. I don't need another one.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
Just become good friends with the fence guy and maybe he'll give you a discount.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
I'm already friends with Jose. He gives me a good price.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
Good, easy solutions.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
I use his cousin Pablo to mow my lawn.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
Have you found Jesus yet?
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
That's Pablo's other brother.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
Awww, you could've run the shtick a little bit longer by saying yes you did and then rattle off the 12 apostles in Latino sounding names.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
But seriously, Pablo has a brother named Jesus.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
If you're going to be the straight man in this act, then you have to be better.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
Better than what?
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
Better than now, you yutz.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
where the fuck is Fred? I need her to translate from Druidic.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
Probably passed out.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
Larry always want to be Costello but I'm no Abbot.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
Hopefully she didn't drown in her vomit.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
I'm saying! Sounded like she chugged a shit ton of ciders.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
Spoil sport.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
I thought she preferred guzzling Guinness by the gallon.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
You know, that;'s how Jim Morrison and Bon Scott died. Choked on their own vomit. Poor duck fuckers.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,401
- Location
- Milwaukee
RIP
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
You know, that's how Jim Morrison and Bon Scott died. Choked on their own vomit. Poor dumb fuckers.
- Reaction score
- 1,948
- Location
- Chicagoland
Oh fuck! Radar shows a big ass motherfucking storm heading straight for me.
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