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[Frood]

Murdy looks like a pornagraphic container crane at a wharf trying to put a 40 footer on the ground....

 

[Iggy McLulz]

hi

 

[Murdock]

if oniy i had the confidence of a mediocre froot

 

[Murdock]

hi iggy

 

[Admin.]

Froot let the possibility of being a world famous hand model go to his head, he's been coasting on that dream ever since.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Hi Murdy. Hi Admin

 

[Admin.]

Hi Iggy, what's shaking?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Just relaxing and having a couple of beers.

 

[Murdock]

graduated top of his working class of never made a woman cum laude

 

[Murdock]

im watching TV with my frenchies

 

[Murdock]

about to eat an edible

 

[Iggy McLulz]

my dog abandoned me and went to bed.

 

[Murdock]

i am in the city for work all week and just got home

 

[Murdock]

they are stuck like glue

 

[Frood]

Drugs are bad, Murdy.... especially things that make you want to eat MORE.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Normally mine is too unless she has a chance to go to bed

 

[Murdock]

weed makes me horny

 

[Admin.]

So did my Doggo, she finally figured out we weren't going for another walk and left me for the boudoir.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

TMI

 

[Murdock]

we are in my king till daddy takes them to bed

 

[Iggy McLulz]

my dog hates anything involving effort

 

[Admin.]

It just might work.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[Murdock]

 

[Murdock]

i told him i wanted one of these

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[Murdock]

he said when will you wear that? I said "when I report you missing" lol

 

[Iggy McLulz]

oooh that's pretty

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[Murdock]

 

[Frood]

My dog nearly killed a dog being walked by a couple just now. She broke the spring mechanism on her wire lead and charged onto the footpath ready for war.