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4 years ago in the middle of nowhere I tried to cross a mountain creek in a skid steer and the whole embankment caved in and I went 90 degrees vertical over the creek.... having to open the cab and fall out before getting crushed... totally sober.
 
Then I had to rescue the machine on my own because no cellphone or UHF radio coverage. I used two winches and my ute and at every point thought I was going to probably die... lulz
 
Also lived across the Walt Whitman bridge in NJ when my father worked for a defense contractor based in Philly at the time.
 
I remember sneakily going through my father's suit coat pockets in 86 looking for smokes and finding a Christmas bonus check for $110,000