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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That's why I prepare the food BEFORE I get wasted

 

[X]

its okay .. M a shaulin cook of sorts

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

True story. I used to date this girl and her sister used to tell this story about some dude who went to a party at their home one day. They had this small type of parrot (maritaca) and they used to put it on the kitchen at night, because of the cats. So, during this party, the dude went to the kitchen to prepare another lemon drink and he was so hammered, he killed the poor bird thinking it was a lemon.

 

[X]

oh boy

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I swear I'm not joking, the first time I heard this, I was like "WTF you joking" and I kinda laughed and my ex-gf's sister went nuts on me, saying it was true and her sister confirmed. They said the dude was EXTREMELY wasted and couldn't even understand what he'd done

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I actually wanna get a maritaca for me, they make great pets

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Parrots get sick easily, maritacas tend to be a lot healthier in captivity

 

[Blazor]

Lol, I just fried some hot dogs X lol. Just finished the last of my Scotch, on to the bourbon!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Blazor I used to eat those jewish hot dogs in the US, after that I can't stand normal hotdogs anymore

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Hebrew National

 

[Blazor]

Lol, these are Angus Beef dogs. I cant eat brauts much cause of the grease

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

LOL Aryan and Dilf will have my skin for that

 

[Blazor]

lol

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Oh ok, they're top shelf stuff too

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Here in Brazoo I don't bother with hotdogs, you can't find decent stuff, it's all anuses and lips of pigs.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

So once in a while I have french bread with sausage

 

[Blazor]

My friend wont eat hotdogs now lol. We all went camping in the Fall, thats all there was to eat, hotdogs upon hotdogs. Wanna know what was for breakfast..... hotdogs lol

 

[Blazor]

I had to eat hotdogs tonight, I went camping couple weeks ago, and had this other half pack to eat still, was sealed

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Damnnnnn, you get sick of them easily bahahahahahah

 

[Blazor]

Yeah that looks good man

 

[Blazor]

Lol, hotdogs on the fire, damn good. But I get the good dogs

 

[Blazor]

I usually bring bacon jerky to eat for breakfast when I camp. Or donuts that I warm over the fire

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They have "gourmet hotdogs" for sale on the web here, but they are so expensive, I'd rather have pork, chicken or fish sausage instead

 

[Blazor]

I was told by my son back in the fall during Hotdogfest, that they had all the food lol. Didnt tell me it was all hotdogs lol. They forgot the breakfast stuff lol

 

[Blazor]

Fish sausage...... never had that!!!!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

FART!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They have this one here, but like I said, for the price, you find better stuff

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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Fish sausage...... never had that!!!!

Usually tilapia, you can find it locally sometimes.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Blazor bahahaha your camping trips sound like some of the experiences some people have on Carnaval. People who used to take a bunch of beer and no food, only to get there and find out that the city has all supermarkets closed for the holiday

 

[Blazor]

Im listening to pipes and drums. FUCK!!! I wanna do this shit!!! Play the bagpipes!!!