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[Blazor]

Lol, Rancid, Im usually prepared, promise lol.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Or when too many people flock to some small resort and they run out of water, so everybody has to use the sea as a bathroom and stay 4 days without showering. Brush your teeth and wash your mouth with beer bahahahahahah

 

[Blazor]

Hell, my friend even wanted to get steaks, I told him "nah my son said they had food covered" lol

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Fuck that, went to those two times, never again

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Some people are broke, so they use 95% of the budget to buy beer and the rest they spend on ramen and cream crackers

 

[Blazor]

Lol oh man. I know how that is

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Hell, my friend even wanted to get steaks, I told him "nah my son said they had food covered" lol

And when you get there they say "I thought you said YOU had it covered"

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

FART GAIN!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Best Carnavals I had were in my city, we'd gather on a friend's home, invite a bunch of bored girls to have some fun, light up the bbq and just have a good time

 

[Adam Hitler]

Noodles and crackers LOL

 

[Adam Hitler]

I've been there when I've been skint in my younger days

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Bahahahah food of the (drunken) champions Aryan

 

[Blazor]

Hell, my friend even wanted to get steaks, I told him "nah my son said they had food covered" lol

And when you get there they say "I thought you said YOU had it covered"

Oh I did lol.

Not gonna lie, I brought my Angus dogs and chips, just in case, and was glad, cause all they had was a GIANT bag of cheap dogs lol.

My son was like "I know, I know, they forgot" lol.

 

[Blazor]

Famous place here, cheap hot dogs and burgers, served all night. BEST when drunk lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

food always tastes better when you're drunk, even if its nice lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

I always get major hungry when I'm drinking

 

[Blazor]

Lol true

 

[Blazor]

The first time I went to that cheap shack sober, I was like "nope, only when drunk from now on" lol, wasnt the same

 

[Blazor]

oooh... time for another shot!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Oh I did lol.

Not gonna lie, I brought my Angus dogs and chips, just in case, and was glad, cause all they had was a GIANT bag of cheap dogs lol.

My son was like "I know, I know, they forgot" lol.

What about when you grab a bag or burgers and goes to friend's house, only to get there and have to deal with a bunch of potheads who smoked 3 or 4 spliffs and have nothing to eat?

 

[Blazor]

Oh I did lol.

Not gonna lie, I brought my Angus dogs and chips, just in case, and was glad, cause all they had was a GIANT bag of cheap dogs lol.

My son was like "I know, I know, they forgot" lol.

What about when you grab a bag or burgers and goes to friend's house, only to get there and have to deal with a bunch of potheads who smoked 3 or 4 spliffs and have nothing to eat?

Dude, I use to deliver pizzas, I had friends like that, I was GOD to them when I came over with pizzas hahahahaha.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

food always tastes better when you're drunk, even if its nice lol

Hell yeah

There's nothing better than destroying a burger when you're wasted, especially on beer

So many good memories, trying to score a decent meal after a night out

 

[Adam Hitler]

having a few tomoz night me I think

 

[Adam Hitler]

tried to get out of the habit of drinking most nites, its too fucking expensive lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

ya get bored after a bit too and need a break

 

[Blazor]

Lol, I "try" and skip nights, but its hard this time of year lol. St Patricks month and all lol

 

[Blazor]

Bottle of bourbon I get, 1.75 liters, $22

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Dude, I use to deliver pizzas, I had friends like that, I was GOD to them when I came over with pizzas hahahahaha.

ROFLMAO I've got a friend who once called my home in the middle of the afternoon, begging to go there and take something for them to eat, that still in the 90's

They had some strong shit to smoke, nothing easy to eat and they got so fucking stoned, they couldn't go out to buy something without showing off how high they were

So there I go, with a bunch of french bread and bologna. I had to, because I knew EXACTLY what they were going thru

"Buy the munchies BEFORE you smoke, dumbfucks" were my exactly words

 

[Blazor]

Saturday the big finale for me

 

[Adam Hitler]

I might treat myself to a bottle of JD at weekend, not had one for ages