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SHAMPAIN

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I poop on the reg, like clock work. It's not rocket science, ffs.
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Jeannie

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i predict a lot of dramatic crocodile tears

edit - nvm, it was filmed prior 2 the big slap :/
 

Jeannie

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it looks like u burped while typing 'drunk'
My phone keyboard is not correcting english

i dropped my phone in a puddle last week and my screen went nuts even after i dried it off

i was getting phantom clicks on the touch screen, hitting post before i was ready, injecting letters into random words, agreeing 2 download updates, etc

scary shit lol
 

RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

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it looks like u burped while typing 'drunk'
My phone keyboard is not correcting english

i dropped my phone in a puddle last week and my screen went nuts even after i dried it off

i was getting phantom clicks on the touch screen, hitting post before i was ready, injecting letters into random words, agreeing 2 download updates, etc

scary shit lol
Put your phone inside a jar with rice

Chinks will show up to eat the rice and fix it for you
 

Jeannie

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it looks like u burped while typing 'drunk'
My phone keyboard is not correcting english

i dropped my phone in a puddle last week and my screen went nuts even after i dried it off

i was getting phantom clicks on the touch screen, hitting post before i was ready, injecting letters into random words, agreeing 2 download updates, etc

scary shit lol
Put your phone inside a jar with rice

Chinks will show up to eat the rice and fix it for you

my screen got a big rainbow stripe going down it that faded in and out with different colors, apparently this is the screen warming up 2 'expel moisture', then it went away so i could use it but a day later came the phantom touch screen problems
 

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I suppose Brazilians live for today rather than worry about tomorrow.