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[Blazor]

Am I the only one that has a raging hard on ALL night long?

 

[Blazor]

Skeletor: "until next time friends!"

 

[Murdy]

Can someone please take the little blue pills away from Blazor before he stabs a pillow or something?!!

 

[Joe]

Lol

 

[LotusBud]

@Blazor, well, I don't know about the others, but I never get raging hard ons. Not all night long, anyway.

 

[LotusBud]

@LotusBud eat the shrooms yet?

I'll let you know when I do. Don't fret.

 

[Weeg]

MORNIN freends

 

[Lokmar]

Mornin Weeg! Nukepills.com has more IOSAT in stock. Get em while you can!!!

 

[Blazor]

Hahaha @Murdock I dont need those lil blue pills lol. I just stay hard all night long while I sleep lol

 

[Blazor]

Well thats good @LotusBud , it can be very difficult to pee in the middle of the night otherwise, lulz

 

[Murdy]

Well thats good @LotusBud , it can be very difficult to pee in the middle of the night otherwise, lulz

Is it painful? I mean by like the 5th hour?

 

[Blazor]

Well thats good @LotusBud , it can be very difficult to pee in the middle of the night otherwise, lulz

Is it painful? I mean by like the 5th hour?

Lol not really.

Only thing is my undies, stretched way out lol. I could just let it poke above the elastic band, but thats not comfy either. Maybe I should just sleep nude, and free willy lol.

I dont understand why it stays hard all night, its not like I have sex dreams. I have very vivid dreams though, and it makes me wonder if my peter is part of my bodies astral projection in dream state.

 

[Murdy]

Put Cheerios in the toilet so you have something to aim at like a big boy

 

[Blazor]

Put Cheerios in the toilet so you have something to aim at like a big boy

I dont think you understand the acrobatics involved, with peeing with a hard on lol.

 

[Murdy]

Put Cheerios in the toilet so you have something to aim at like a big boy

I dont think you understand the acrobatics involved, with peeing with a hard on lol.

I may not be able to write my name in the snow, but I have witnessed this after… well, you know… it was hilariously funny to watch and looked quite painful.

 

[Blazor]

Put Cheerios in the toilet so you have something to aim at like a big boy

I dont think you understand the acrobatics involved, with peeing with a hard on lol.

I may not be able to write my name in the snow, but I have witnessed this after… well, you know… it was hilariously funny to watch and looked quite painful.

Oh its a challenge hahaha.

Its not painful. Only painful when ya sneeze mid-stream lol.

 

[Jeannie]

@LotusBud eat the shrooms yet?

I'll let you know when I do. Don't fret.

lol im not being fecetious, i wanna hear about it

everyone loves a good shroom story

 

[Jeannie]

Am I the only one that has a raging hard on ALL night long?

whats up with that tmi?

hey, i heard in the the days of the pharaohs they would test the queens guard eunuchs first by putting skinny glass rods down their soft dicks and maidens would attempt 2 stimulate them

if they got a hard on, snap

 

[Jeannie]

hi @deviant2

 

[The Scoundrel]

Bland and Shamps will eithe be going for a beer or hanging themselves in the next 5 mins. I'll keep you informed

 

[The Scoundrel]

Oops...........Not looking good

 

[The Scoundrel]

Bland and Shamps will either be going for a beer or hanging themselves in the next 5 mins. I'll keep you informed

 

[The Scoundrel]

Frankfurt could win with next penalty

 

[The Scoundrel]

Oh well. We lose a couple of posters to football related suicide. Rangers lose 5-4 on penalties

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

^ I saw you claiming that you have some sort of official/unofficial Callout title...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Did you take it from some other X-embarrassment?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Only to lose to yourself against a non-combatant?

 

[LotusBud]

Where are the Rangers based?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shut the fuck up...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

The Scalded freak claiming he's a Callout champ doesn't even have a blue colored nic yet...