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[Garraty_47]

CooMon finally got lucky at the tracks when he accidentally bet on the horse listed above the one he intended to back. He decided to blow the proceeds on a Happy Meal so he'll be back as soon as the cashiers at McDonalds realize he's been sneaking refills of his Mountain Dew and toss him out on his ass.

 

[jack]

ugh. McDonalds.

 

[Bradley]

I take an hour long nap because I wake up at 4am

 

[Bradley]

That's when I pray with my wife

 

[LotusBud]

You going to the hospital for yourself, @jack?

 

[LotusBud]

@Bradley, you pray with your wife before or after sending dick pics?

 

[jack]

Yes. I totaled my truck three weeks ago and when I was in the er they found something inside so they want a better look with a better ultrasound. Hopefully it's just being pregnant and not anything serious.

 

[Bradley]

normally before, I don't turn on the computer until about 430

 

[Fredricka]

Dont we think that if jack had totalled his truck recently we would have heard about it non stop? I call bollix

 

[jack]

Nope. wasn't going to share that with anyone at the time. Had a fuckload to sort out about it. But that's why I got the beater.

 

[jack]

and no one cares what you think Rug. Especially not me.

 

[Fredricka]

Theres a lot of bullsjtters in the sb today and im busting them all

 

[Fredricka]

Lies busted - jack -busted, bradley - busted, admin - busted. Anymore?

 

[jack]

lies busted, Fredricka busted

 

[Fredricka]

If jacks telling the truth, he needs to be taken off the road and made to sit another test

 

[Fredricka]

Was it dui jack? U terrible person

 

[Fredricka]

Terrible person, Terrible driver

 

[Fredricka]

Terrible liar

 

[Weeg]

Jack is PREGNANT??????????????????????????

 

[Weeg]

@Garraty_47 sounds FUN!!

 

[jack]

I'm not talking to you about it Rug. I certainly don't need any validation from you about it.

 

[jack]

No Weeg, I was making a joke. I'm actually a little nervous, but it's probably nothing.

 

[Fredricka]

Hes pregnant and drink driving??? It just gets worse and worse doesnt it

 

[jack]

Yep. Fred poked holes in the condom, raped me and switched seats when she got pu;;ed over. That's how she fractured her ankle. resisting arrest.

 

[jack]

Yep. Fred poked holes in the condom, raped me and switched seats when she got pulled over. That's how she fractured her ankle. resisting arrest.

 

[Seamajor]

Morning Jack. Be thankful it wasn’t DD or Weep

 

[jack]

I am

 

[Fredricka]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

 

[Bradley]

I'm ready to rock

 

[Bradley]

I work hard and I stay hard