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Just light a joint at first, he will smell it, and think you are a fellow skunk lol
If I smoke a joint, the neighbors will smell it. And I have a lot of neighbors. And I ain't here to make friends with skunks.
 

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Who wants a shotgun lol
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Just light a joint at first, he will smell it, and think you are a fellow skunk lol
If I smoke a joint, the neighbors will smell it. And I have a lot of neighbors. And I ain't here to make friends with skunks.

I make friends with cats, Stinky makes friends with coons and squirrels, why not a skunk lol? Maybe skunks smell so skunky, cause they packin' the good shit. He might be able to hook you up with the fire!!!
 

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The skunk is outside! I went out on the patio to smoke a cigarette and saw something out of the corner of my eye. Oh Shit!

LOL there's one of those that goes over the lemon tree on the embankment behind the farm house and on the roof, I caught it on camera once
I don't know where the little fucker comes from or where it goes but it makes a somewhat weekly appearance. Either out back or out front before dawn or shortly after dusk.
 

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The skunk is outside! I went out on the patio to smoke a cigarette and saw something out of the corner of my eye. Oh Shit!

LOL there's one of those that goes over the lemon tree on the embankment behind the farm house and on the roof, I caught it on camera once
I don't know where the little fucker comes from or where it goes but it makes a somewhat weekly appearance. Either out back or out front before dawn or shortly after dusk.

If you dont know where he comes from, or where he goes, thats not a skunk...... thats Cotton Eyed Joe. lol
 

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skunk r cute af, if it wasnt for their stanky ass rep they would have been hunted 2 extinction
 

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The skunk is outside! I went out on the patio to smoke a cigarette and saw something out of the corner of my eye. Oh Shit!

LOL there's one of those that goes over the lemon tree on the embankment behind the farm house and on the roof, I caught it on camera once
I don't know where the little fucker comes from or where it goes but it makes a somewhat weekly appearance. Either out back or out front before dawn or shortly after dusk.
Skunks here in Brazoo are different, they don't have much of that stink, if any

We respect them, good pest controllers, especially scorpions and spiders
 

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The skunk is outside! I went out on the patio to smoke a cigarette and saw something out of the corner of my eye. Oh Shit!

LOL there's one of those that goes over the lemon tree on the embankment behind the farm house and on the roof, I caught it on camera once
I don't know where the little fucker comes from or where it goes but it makes a somewhat weekly appearance. Either out back or out front before dawn or shortly after dusk.
Skunks here in Brazoo are different, they don't have much of that stink, if any

We respect them, good pest controllers, especially scorpions and spiders
those r more like mink, ferret, mongoose, etc... that family