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This one Yolandi chick said to me: jy moenie in my mont kom nie! (Don’t you cum in my mouth) So I came in her mouth…and she shouted at me so bad…I said, “ my Afrikaans is nice
 

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I popped one too many Sudafed and washed it down with 400-500 mls of cheap nasty bourbon which I couldn't taste.... cause it tasted like weak tea...lol
 

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I love Yolandi. I fink she freaky. Been following Blomkamp, too, since his live action Halo short.
 

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I already told you, Breaky: you get one apology per lifetime. Become a ghost and Froot will do his best to convey my second apology to you.