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[The Countess]

Really? You go

 

[Murdy]

Business meeting…. I have to *rolls eyes*

 

[LotusBud]

I never did eat at Nobu. Oh, well. Never will now, and that's A-OK.

 

[Breakfall]

@LotusBud ...there is no fucking way in goddamn hell that I would put my dick even near you. You’ll probably try and cut it off for starters!

 

[UncleDiLF]

I will buy Nobu if I want. I know the CEO. He is a nice sissy. Overpriced meals and arrogant people.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I will buy the restaurant and serve you all scat and deficate on meals. LoL!!!

 

[Mr. Whipple]

enjoy the poop dilpturd

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

LotusButt loves scat. Especially that of a fat hairy nigger man

 

[Breakfall]

But seriously @Oliver Shagnasty ...the Shagnasty part! Lol. How nasty is this display of sexual prowess? You do realise no nasty shag can possibly be done in missionary aye!?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Bahahha. The de niro GIF. Amazing.

 

[Breakfall]

I asked Oliver earlier to define a nasty shag? I thought maybe he was talking anal, but he’s avoiding the question! Hahahahahaa

 

[Adam Hitler]

Choking the bitch out and spitting on her?

 

[Adam Hitler]

You'd be surprised how many 'innocent' females like the rough stuff

 

[Breakfall]

Fuck that asphyxiation shit...too much can go wrong!

 

[Breakfall]

Well? @Oliver Shagnasty ...out wiff it!!!

 

[The Countess]

Man, Scouse just brought back memories

 

[The Countess]

Simulating strangulation during sex was my ish

 

[Breakfall]

Femdom face sitting is the closest I get to being out of breath. I have a decent set of lungs for that shit to last and last and last....ahhhhhh the kinks of the world!

 

[LotusBud]

OMG. Don't people just enjoy sex anymore?

 

[Breakfall]

@LotusBud it’s all sex. And confining oneself solely to missionary ain’t an ounce of fun! Hips,

 

[Breakfall]

Chips, dips, chains and whips...that ought to tickle your fancy surely!?

 

[The Countess]

Weird science!

 

[Breakfall]

G’night...sleep tight!

 

[Weeg]

has swamp duck dieded?

 

[LotusBud]

@LotusBud it’s all sex. And confining oneself solely to missionary ain’t an ounce of fun! Hips,

There's a world of possibility between confining oneself to missionary, which I have never done, and needing tools and piercings and cosplay and near-death experiences and fucking S/M to get off.

Skin to skin, two people, and the element of desire. What's more exciting? I'm not a jaded, frigid person who needs to be fucked with to get aroused. I enjoy sex.

 

[LotusBud]

I think I drove Swamp Duck away. Ask Brainfail, he would know.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

No you didn't, you people absolutely suck ass no wonder all the forums you migrated from died...

 

[LotusBud]

Oh. So BF didn't die perviously, when we had nothing to do with it? Mmmmmkay.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You know nothing about that, it was pulled due to personal reasons and had nothing to do with traffic! Ask him the next time you bleed with complaints...

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Breakfart is a femdom that lets fat black men sit on his face. His words not mine