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@LotusBud what an odd question to ask? No…why would you ask that?
Because you post a lot about how "women" like when you do this or that and what you do with "women." Makes it sound like you're all over the place.
Speaking of past experiences does not mean I’m an open relationship. Don’t ask me a question and then when responded to, reply behind my back when I’m offline like a gutless knob_artist.
Gytless knob artist. I don't time my replies to your schedule, I time them to mine.

Wow. I wasn't trying to push your buttons, you know...

You always use present tense when you refer to women, so I thought you were talking about now. SOR.RY.
You asked a question and I answered. It’s for humour and doesn’t reflect my life presently. I’ve been with one woman for the past 15 years. Now you know. My soulmate.
You're sure a touchy motherfucker. I reply to people when I'm on here. I'm not here to accomodate you, whinger.
 

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I have this Halloween statue/prop I put up every year of a witch, and she could be your twin sister....
 

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@LotusBud what an odd question to ask? No…why would you ask that?
Because you post a lot about how "women" like when you do this or that and what you do with "women." Makes it sound like you're all over the place.
Speaking of past experiences does not mean I’m an open relationship. Don’t ask me a question and then when responded to, reply behind my back when I’m offline like a gutless knob_artist.
Gytless knob artist. I don't time my replies to your schedule, I time them to mine.

Wow. I wasn't trying to push your buttons, you know...

You always use present tense when you refer to women, so I thought you were talking about now. SOR.RY.
You asked a question and I answered. It’s for humour and doesn’t reflect my life presently. I’ve been with one woman for the past 15 years. Now you know. My soulmate.
You're sure a touchy motherfucker. I reply to people when I'm on here. I'm not here to accomodate you, whinger.
“Motherfucker?” I’ll get my wife to kick you in your frontbum for that insolence if you’re not careful. Cradle snatching fucking crone!
 

LotusBud

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@LotusBud what an odd question to ask? No…why would you ask that?
Because you post a lot about how "women" like when you do this or that and what you do with "women." Makes it sound like you're all over the place.
Speaking of past experiences does not mean I’m an open relationship. Don’t ask me a question and then when responded to, reply behind my back when I’m offline like a gutless knob_artist.
Gytless knob artist. I don't time my replies to your schedule, I time them to mine.

Wow. I wasn't trying to push your buttons, you know...

You always use present tense when you refer to women, so I thought you were talking about now. SOR.RY.
You asked a question and I answered. It’s for humour and doesn’t reflect my life presently. I’ve been with one woman for the past 15 years. Now you know. My soulmate.
You're sure a touchy motherfucker. I reply to people when I'm on here. I'm not here to accomodate you, whinger.
“Motherfucker?” I’ll get my wife to kick you in your frontbum for that insolence if you’re not careful. Cradle snatching fucking crone!
I'd take your wife out.
 

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@LotusBud what an odd question to ask? No…why would you ask that?
Because you post a lot about how "women" like when you do this or that and what you do with "women." Makes it sound like you're all over the place.
Speaking of past experiences does not mean I’m an open relationship. Don’t ask me a question and then when responded to, reply behind my back when I’m offline like a gutless knob_artist.
Gytless knob artist. I don't time my replies to your schedule, I time them to mine.

Wow. I wasn't trying to push your buttons, you know...

You always use present tense when you refer to women, so I thought you were talking about now. SOR.RY.
You asked a question and I answered. It’s for humour and doesn’t reflect my life presently. I’ve been with one woman for the past 15 years. Now you know. My soulmate.
You're sure a touchy motherfucker. I reply to people when I'm on here. I'm not here to accomodate you, whinger.
“Motherfucker?” I’ll get my wife to kick you in your frontbum for that insolence if you’re not careful. Cradle snatching fucking crone!
I'd take your wife out.
We can make it a threesome…but she gets a little jelly if you don’t give us an even serve! :ThumbsUp1:
 

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@LotusBud what an odd question to ask? No…why would you ask that?
Because you post a lot about how "women" like when you do this or that and what you do with "women." Makes it sound like you're all over the place.
Speaking of past experiences does not mean I’m an open relationship. Don’t ask me a question and then when responded to, reply behind my back when I’m offline like a gutless knob_artist.
Gytless knob artist. I don't time my replies to your schedule, I time them to mine.

Wow. I wasn't trying to push your buttons, you know...

You always use present tense when you refer to women, so I thought you were talking about now. SOR.RY.
You asked a question and I answered. It’s for humour and doesn’t reflect my life presently. I’ve been with one woman for the past 15 years. Now you know. My soulmate.
You're sure a touchy motherfucker. I reply to people when I'm on here. I'm not here to accomodate you, whinger.
“Motherfucker?” I’ll get my wife to kick you in your frontbum for that insolence if you’re not careful. Cradle snatching fucking crone!
I'd take your wife out.

Or you could be nice and bathe beforehand.....
 

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@LotusBud what an odd question to ask? No…why would you ask that?
Because you post a lot about how "women" like when you do this or that and what you do with "women." Makes it sound like you're all over the place.
Speaking of past experiences does not mean I’m an open relationship. Don’t ask me a question and then when responded to, reply behind my back when I’m offline like a gutless knob_artist.
Gytless knob artist. I don't time my replies to your schedule, I time them to mine.

Wow. I wasn't trying to push your buttons, you know...

You always use present tense when you refer to women, so I thought you were talking about now. SOR.RY.
You asked a question and I answered. It’s for humour and doesn’t reflect my life presently. I’ve been with one woman for the past 15 years. Now you know. My soulmate.
You're sure a touchy motherfucker. I reply to people when I'm on here. I'm not here to accomodate you, whinger.
“Motherfucker?” I’ll get my wife to kick you in your frontbum for that insolence if you’re not careful. Cradle snatching fucking crone!
I'd take your wife out.

Or you could be nice and bathe beforehand.....
I couldn’t quite figure out there if Lotus meant a night out or physically take Mrs Breakfall out, as in smack-down! :Excited6:
 
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