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[X]

BREAKFALL you dirty simp what up !!

 

[X]

how many cold sore you sportin' from lickin' ass you filthy beast

 

[Master Pu]

Breaky likes his ass licked, no doubt.

 

[X]

how many cold sores you sportin' from lickin' ass you filthy beast

 

[X]

if you axed nicely I bet ge wood let yoo

 

[Breakfall]

Hey X...surf’s very average. 10km travel restrictions in place. Fining $1000 if outside that radius. I guess I’m just chilling.

 

[X]

if you axed nicely I bet he wood let yoo

 

[X]

yeah not having $1000 sucks ass

 

[Breakfall]

@Dr. Funkenstein ...I insist on my arse being licked. It sends a quiver from my anus to my dick to my nipples and back. Like vicious, titillating circle. Who the fuck doesn’t like their arse licked!?

 

[X]

be safe bro ...

 

[The Countess]

TMI

 

[Master Pu]

Jesus christ.

 

[The Countess]

I’m dying lmao

 

[Breakfall]

X...it’s the principle. The revenue raising. I keep 10k loose cash on hand at all times. I prefer that prying eyes don’t know what I spend my petty $$$$ on

 

[Master Pu]

Fucking humid as a mfr here but it isnt hot.

 

[The Countess]

It’s breezy here. It was hot asf earlier

 

[Breakfall]

Last month of winter here. Water is a chilly but bearable 19 ‘ C

 

[Master Pu]

You got that dry heat shit

 

[Master Pu]

Here its like swimming in the air

 

[Master Pu]

Not every year usually

 

[Breakfall]

Aaaaah my old joke.... Q: Define relative humidity? A: ‘Tis the sweat around one’s ballz after fucking their cousin! Lol

 

[The Countess]

Ugh I hate humid weather. Totally ruins my hair

 

[Master Pu]

Tell me about it.

 

[Master Pu]

Breaky say he fucks his cousin?

 

[Breakfall]

On a positive note, the humidity gets the crotch funk peaking. That can be arousing for a quickie!

 

[The Countess]

Omg

 

[The Countess]

I bet Breaky likes it hairy too. Ugh

 

[Master Pu]

The country of Australia had to apologize to Japan because the Rugby team got obnoxiously drunk on a Japan Air flight home.

 

[Breakfall]

@Dr. Funkenstein ...I have an extraordinary amount of female cousins that are fuckable. But inbreeding isn’t my angle of the dangle. The world is my oyster anyway...

 

[Master Pu]

They didnt win a Gold or anything lol