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[Master Pu]

Alright brah, its good.

 

[Breakfall]

@Dr. Funkenstein yeah I heard about that on the radio. Lol. Drunken larrikens!

 

[Master Pu]

Crazy Aussies. The New Zlanders didnt do that.

 

[The Countess]

Aussies are batshit, huh

 

[Master Pu]

Yeah I know a few.

 

[Master Pu]

One is a bartender down the street. She bitched me out night. I said sorry about 12 times.

 

[Master Pu]

I dropped my pint glass over the bar.

 

[Master Pu]

She breaks my balls everytime I go in the place.

 

[Breakfall]

Well South Africans and Australians can be very similar in many interesting ways. We’re definitely the life of the party and wear our hearts on our sleeve. No wonder Aussies have been America’s greatest allies for over a 100 years. That’s mettle and honour!

 

[Master Pu]

Thats true.

 

[The Countess]

It’s her job to clean stuff up. Don’t tell her sorry

 

[The Countess]

I know they cuss a lot

 

[Breakfall]

@The Countess ...of late, funny enough, I don’t mind parting a bit of hair. But definitely not on her anus. It only takes a little time to shave the anus. And I can’t stand lazy bastards.

 

[Master Pu]

No no. I broke the glass over into her end of the bar. In the booze, ice, fruit, everywhere.

 

[Master Pu]

They cuss good.

 

[The Countess]

Who the hell has hair on their ass??

 

[The Countess]

A guy, yes. But a woman??

 

[Admin.]

Shout out to our Southern Merica friends out there!

 

[Breakfall]

@The Countess ...exactly! But there is a little hippie mentality out there. Some chicks can have seriously hairy butts!

 

[The Countess]

How tho? I’ve never had hair on my ass

 

[Breakfall]

This one hippie chicks had little dreadlocks around her anus. We call them dags here in Oz. Knotted pieces of hair with shit in them. I shit you not!

 

[The Countess]

Noooooooo

 

[Breakfall]

This one hippie chick had little dreadlocks around her anus. We call them dags here in Oz. Knotted pieces of hair with shit in them. I shit you not!

 

[Master Pu]

Nair

 

[Breakfall]

Yep! They type are obviously too naive about the gentle art of rimming!

 

[The Countess]

I had no idea women grew hair on their asses. I never have

 

[Breakfall]

Yep! That type are obviously too naive about the gentle art of rimming!

 

[Master Pu]

Foxmulder for one.

 

[Breakfall]

@LotusBud ...I think would have a treacherously hairy naught!

 

[The Countess]