Because BF .... didnt get the original memo, smokes enough marijuana to kill a baby elephant, easily distracted, has to pee, chasing stocks, watching movies, gambling on the NFL, creating content at BF, Hinge, SuperBowlBoundEagles, answering PMs, reading the cw_ gossip column, petting kitty, uploading emojis, playing PS5, chicks/bars, full body workouts, selling stuff to keep my boss happy, procrastinating outdoor work, contemplating prepping, walking dogs at the shelter (dogs and gals are equally happy to see me), day dreaming at Travelzoo, eating stuff, driving places, cooking, cleaning, shit, shave and showering...