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[Breakfall]

“Stinky” as in our flameboyant Mr X?? Fucking kill me now!

 

[Breakfall]

Good morning Murdock...how has your day been?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Yes X is Stinky. He changed his name in hopes his homosexual reputation wouldnt follow him

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

But alas

 

[UncleDiLF]

Lol. The downvote ratio is hillarious about this AIDS series.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Damn you aint kidding

 

[Breakfall]

When I see all this woke Gaylord stuff nowadays, and it doesn’t matter how pretty the blokes have dolled themselves up to look like women...I just think of all their brown turds. Shit in other words. Shit everywhere...it’s disgusting.

 

[Seamajor]

He’s right. Don’t post anything you don’t want repeated in public

Fuck. Dont tell DD that

 

[Murdy]

My day has been pretty uneventful. Did you sleep well?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

He was in a drunken slumber

 

[Jeannie]

who was?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Breakschmekle

 

[Breakfall]

I had a good sleep @Murdock ...8 hours! The surf forecast was great for today, so I needed to have some energy.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Surfing?? Arr you not afraid of sharks?

 

[Murdy]

Nice. Enjoy!

 

[Breakfall]

@Oliver Shagnasty ...I rarely get drunk more than once a week. True story. I have a business to run.

 

[Jeannie]

Breakschmekle

how is married life?

 

[Breakfall]

No...I’m not scared of sharks. I’ve designed a anti-shark spray for my boards. Wanna see?

 

[Murdy]

Yaaasssss

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Fir real?? I didnt know they made such

 

[Breakfall]

Give me a minute...I’ll also explain the science behind it.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Breakschmekle

how is married life?

Great so far! She's spoiling me rotten

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I wouldnt stick my toe in the ocean im too skeeerd

 

[Breakfall]

Most marine animals are aware of poisonous/toxic colour combinations worn by particular creatures. Black on white or black on yellow. In this case, the striped black and white colour combination action emulates the deadly Sea Krait. A snake that has one of the most deadliest venoms in the world. Sharks are instinctually aware of this, and take a wide berth.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Snakes

 

[Breakfall]

I surf shark-infested spots all the time, because I hate crowds.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Fir real?? I didnt know they made such

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Fir real?? I didnt know they made such

Groovy avi Mr Whipp

 

[Breakfall]

I’m also covered in shark tattoos...my lucky totems.