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Size does matter tho… I like mine 6’ + and at least 280 with HUGE shoulders and arms like tree trunks. I believe they are called gorilla juice heads on the east coast
 

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Size does matter tho… I like mine 6’ + and at least 280 with HUGE shoulders and arms like tree trunks. I believe they are called gorilla juice heads on the east coast
I'm pretty sure "juice heads" means they take steriods daily to get muscle.
 

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X, where are tWinZ yo??? I hearded that you slurped their Smegma and pre teen cum from their lousy and smelly FORESKIN!!! Please let them out. The parents are in fear!
 

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Size does matter tho… I like mine 6’ + and at least 280 with HUGE shoulders and arms like tree trunks. I believe they are called gorilla juice heads on the east coast

Lol, pfft.

My ex, dated big guys before me. I still had a bigger dick than they did lol. Its why she was hooked on me the longest lol. Man, I'll never forget the first time I stuck it all in, and her eyes rolled back in her head, as she was saying holy shit you got a big dick! hahahaha

Im only 5'9" and 150 lbs, but I know what the fuck Im doing, and got the right tools for the job haha.

Im not much of a fan of girls bigger than me. My ex was bigger than me, but the weight was in the right places.

The thing I like about gals smaller than me, is I can BREATH when I munch on that pussy lol. That and they can ride my face. Plus they easier to pick up and fuck while standing lol.
 

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Size does matter tho… I like mine 6’ + and at least 280 with HUGE shoulders and arms like tree trunks. I believe they are called gorilla juice heads on the east coast

Lol, pfft.

My ex, dated big guys before me. I still had a bigger dick than they did lol. Its why she was hooked on me the longest lol. Man, I'll never forget the first time I stuck it all in, and her eyes rolled back in her head, as she was saying holy shit you got a big dick! hahahaha

Im only 5'9" and 150 lbs, but I know what the fuck Im doing, and got the right tools for the job haha.

Im not much of a fan of girls bigger than me. My ex was bigger than me, but the weight was in the right places.

The thing I like about gals smaller than me, is I can BREATH when I munch on that pussy lol. That and they can ride my face. Plus they easier to pick up and fuck while standing lol.
That can be an issue with bigger girls while eating them out you gotta come up for air now and then lol
Nose gets plugged
 

Blazor

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Size does matter tho… I like mine 6’ + and at least 280 with HUGE shoulders and arms like tree trunks. I believe they are called gorilla juice heads on the east coast

Lol, pfft.

My ex, dated big guys before me. I still had a bigger dick than they did lol. Its why she was hooked on me the longest lol. Man, I'll never forget the first time I stuck it all in, and her eyes rolled back in her head, as she was saying holy shit you got a big dick! hahahaha

Im only 5'9" and 150 lbs, but I know what the fuck Im doing, and got the right tools for the job haha.

Im not much of a fan of girls bigger than me. My ex was bigger than me, but the weight was in the right places.

The thing I like about gals smaller than me, is I can BREATH when I munch on that pussy lol. That and they can ride my face. Plus they easier to pick up and fuck while standing lol.
That can be an issue with bigger girls while eating them out you gotta come up for air now and then lol
Nose gets plugged

Indeed!

Thick thighs save lives, my ass!
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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Size does matter tho… I like mine 6’ + and at least 280 with HUGE shoulders and arms like tree trunks. I believe they are called gorilla juice heads on the east coast

Lol, pfft.

My ex, dated big guys before me. I still had a bigger dick than they did lol. Its why she was hooked on me the longest lol. Man, I'll never forget the first time I stuck it all in, and her eyes rolled back in her head, as she was saying holy shit you got a big dick! hahahaha

Im only 5'9" and 150 lbs, but I know what the fuck Im doing, and got the right tools for the job haha.

Im not much of a fan of girls bigger than me. My ex was bigger than me, but the weight was in the right places.

The thing I like about gals smaller than me, is I can BREATH when I munch on that pussy lol. That and they can ride my face. Plus they easier to pick up and fuck while standing lol.
That can be an issue with bigger girls while eating them out you gotta come up for air now and then lol
Nose gets plugged

Indeed!

Thick thighs save lives, my ass!
I still like the bigger girls though :CooL:
 

Blazor

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Size does matter tho… I like mine 6’ + and at least 280 with HUGE shoulders and arms like tree trunks. I believe they are called gorilla juice heads on the east coast

Lol, pfft.

My ex, dated big guys before me. I still had a bigger dick than they did lol. Its why she was hooked on me the longest lol. Man, I'll never forget the first time I stuck it all in, and her eyes rolled back in her head, as she was saying holy shit you got a big dick! hahahaha

Im only 5'9" and 150 lbs, but I know what the fuck Im doing, and got the right tools for the job haha.

Im not much of a fan of girls bigger than me. My ex was bigger than me, but the weight was in the right places.

The thing I like about gals smaller than me, is I can BREATH when I munch on that pussy lol. That and they can ride my face. Plus they easier to pick up and fuck while standing lol.
That can be an issue with bigger girls while eating them out you gotta come up for air now and then lol
Nose gets plugged

Indeed!

Thick thighs save lives, my ass!
I still like the bigger girls though :CooL:

And thats ok!

Slap her ass and RIDE that wave!!!

lol
 

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who want's to see my newest collection of the various shades of pink and red my road rash comes in ?

I'll never forget back in the day, riding down a steep hill, sitting on a Stingray skateboard (they are skinny). It wobbled the faster I went, and in the 80's cutoff jean shorts were in, and they were short. It wobbled my ass off that thing, at about 25-30 mph lol. I was picking gravel out of my ass cheek hahaha.
 
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X, my cum sniFFing grey haired mate. How is life so far? What is up with the twinZ yo??? Are they alive or did you ATed them? YOu filthy swine. :Wise1:
 

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who want's to see my newest collection of the various shades of pink and red my road rash comes in ?

I'll never forget back in the day, riding down a steep hill, sitting on a Stingray skateboard (they are skinny). It wobbled the faster I went, and in the 80's cutoff jean shorts were in, and they were short. It wobbled my ass off that thing, at about 25-30 mph lol. I was picking gravel out of my ass cheek hahaha.


I was doing similar on a BMX bike barrelling down a super steep incline when my brother on the side of the road with a skateboard timed it just right and pushed it across....

Went between the tyres, back tyre kicked high, foot came off one of the pegs and lodged in the spokes of front tyre, and I overturned and collect road rash for 35 feet in my arms.

Took a year to fish some of them out. Like a game of Operation but with carpet needles...
 

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@Aryan . I once found a selfie/video of X in the middle of a couch, with his grey hairs, get sucks his cock from two young bois/twinz!!! It was a laugh riot.
 

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take a recent fall X ?
 

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Size does matter tho… I like mine 6’ + and at least 280 with HUGE shoulders and arms like tree trunks. I believe they are called gorilla juice heads on the east coast

Lol, pfft.

My ex, dated big guys before me. I still had a bigger dick than they did lol. Its why she was hooked on me the longest lol. Man, I'll never forget the first time I stuck it all in, and her eyes rolled back in her head, as she was saying holy shit you got a big dick! hahahaha

Im only 5'9" and 150 lbs, but I know what the fuck Im doing, and got the right tools for the job haha.

Im not much of a fan of girls bigger than me. My ex was bigger than me, but the weight was in the right places.

The thing I like about gals smaller than me, is I can BREATH when I munch on that pussy lol. That and they can ride my face. Plus they easier to pick up and fuck while standing lol.
That can be an issue with bigger girls while eating them out you gotta come up for air now and then lol
Nose gets plugged
That’s why one learns to breathe through their ears! :Happy5: