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[Breakfall]

Some bloke doing a Georgy Porgy number on her!

 

[X]

 

[Breakfall]

What a minor little rub and tug...you just wanted to show some skin!

 

[X]

What a minor little rub and tug...you just wanted to show some skin!

fucking hurts brah (:

my shoulder and calf not to mention the speed thingy on mah bike ..BUSTED !
Bopped my cheek right off the lukewarm hard concrete ffs

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Who?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

And what does that mean??

 

[Breakfall]

It’s all good now...ghosts in the machine!

 

[Blazor]

who want's to see my newest collection of the various shades of pink and red my road rash comes in ?

I'll never forget back in the day, riding down a steep hill, sitting on a Stingray skateboard (they are skinny). It wobbled the faster I went, and in the 80's cutoff jean shorts were in, and they were short. It wobbled my ass off that thing, at about 25-30 mph lol. I was picking gravel out of my ass cheek hahaha.

I was doing similar on a BMX bike barrelling down a super steep incline when my brother on the side of the road with a skateboard timed it just right and pushed it across....

Went between the tyres, back tyre kicked high, foot came off one of the pegs and lodged in the spokes of front tyre, and I overturned and collect road rash for 35 feet in my arms.

Took a year to fish some of them out. Like a game of Operation but with carpet needles...

Lol damn.

That reminds me, same fucking hill, I had the bike, and friends had roller skates. And one would grab my bike seat, and they would form a chain, and I would peddle my ass off, and we would all be flying down the hill.

One time, it was just me and my negro friend, and I saw a truck coming 'round the bend, and I pulled over real quick and told him hang on a second. (they normally like to skate spread out on the street).

Well, my dumb lil negro friend, decided "fuck it, Im going anyway", and skated off down the hill. Me, being concerned, I peddle my ass off behind the truck. Well, outta nowhere, he appears around the truck, and is just drifting and I had no time to react. BAM!!!! I nailed that lil negro!!! It hit him hard, and knocked him into the grass, twisted my handles, and I went flying too lol. We both were fucked up lol, but I know he took the harder hit lol.

 

[Blazor]

COCKS OUT!!!!

I've done that already. Its why we have so many faggits here now, dont feed the faggits.

 

[Blazor]

What a minor little rub and tug...you just wanted to show some skin!

fucking hurts brah (:

my shoulder and calf not to mention the speed thingy on mah bike ..BUSTED !
Bopped my cheek right off the lukewarm hard concrete ffs

You're older now, "you're not Superman ya know" lol.

 

[Blazor]

It’s all good now...ghosts in the machine!

I thought this post said Rage against the machine at first lol. It was a printer, Im sure of it, what they were raging at.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Fooie

 

[Breakfall]

It’s all good now...ghosts in the machine!

I thought this post said Rage against the machine at first lol. It was a printer, Im sure of it, what they were raging at.

The past! They’ve kissed and made up.

 

[Blazor]

You know you've already smoked too much when you almost put the lighter in your mouth lol

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I go out for Italian food and the whole world turns upside down. Then i come back and all you can say is its all good now

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I miss all tbe goodies

 

[Blazor]

Cant believe I passed on the 80's band tonight. Felt like staying in. I been going HARD for 3 months at least lol. Everyday an adventure!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Need a break now and then

 

[Breakfall]

You’re talking to someone that has tried to sip a bong and smoke his beer!

 

[Blazor]

I havent been lol. I KNOW another lockdown or something coming. Im trying to have as much fun as I can

 

[Blazor]

Hahahahahaha Break lol

 

[Blazor]

All day Every Day!

 

[Blazor]

Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I been sober a month and a half

 

[Blazor]

Friday night on Bastard Factory!

 

[Blazor]

Ouch, why Ollie?

 

[Blazor]

Why do you punish yourself lol?

 

[Blazor]

Its a lady isnt it?

 

[Blazor]

:facepalm:

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Promised my lady id go the rest of the year without a drink. Got a little wild last time lol