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[The Countess]

There is a really good one in Beverly Hills. His Instagram pics of his work are everything

 

[Joe]

...so yer a regula' like a Soda Jerk, eh Countess Queenie?

 

[The Countess]

No, Joe. I’ve only had one procedure done

 

[Joe]

...was it...yer bust? ;-)

 

[Adam Hitler]

Flea have you seen just how realistic human clones are these days

 

[Adam Hitler]

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[Adam Hitler]

linkie

 

[The Countess]

Jesus, Joe. It was my ass. Cmon, you knew that

 

[Adam Hitler]

Credit goes to @realgrimm

 

[The Countess]

Yes, Scouse. It’s scary

 

[Adam Hitler]

They got the outside perfect, but something tells me that the innards will be much more difficult

 

[The Countess]

My daughter texted me and said my two year old granddaughter is saying fuck you at daycare. I’m dead LMAO

 

[The Countess]

It’s way to early to put Chile in her mouth

 

[Joe]

No Countess Queenie, I never knew that. I just remember seeing countless selfied of you showing off your beautiful but massive rack. So thats what I assumed it was.

 

[Joe]

and your lips were puckered up like a duckface pose

 

[Mr. Whipple]

blowup.

 

[Lily]

My daughter texted me and said my two year old granddaughter is saying fuck you at daycare. I’m dead LMAO

It's so wrong, but funny when it comes out of a little person.

My niece repeated it after my brother. I distracted her by asking her what ducks say and then saying "quack". She looked at me weird, but started to repeat the quacking sound.

 

[Blurt]

There goes Jomo again, never posted a pic of himself but judges everyone's looks.

 

[The Countess]

You know what they say about those that never post their pic

 

[The Countess]

It’s for a reason

 

[Lily]

It’s for a reason

There are plenty of folks I've known online for years and years that have never posted a pic. Some you even admire.

 

[Joe]

but you looked very beautiful in those Countess Queenie showing off your voluptuous Hourglass Latina figure.

 

[Joe]

ive often marvelled at the 'Golden Mean' proportions of Latina wonen. I think thats where they got the idea for the shape of the violin from.

 

[Joe]

I'm actually a good looking guy whom many women & young girls have described as 'handsome'. But I'm afraid of showing my face in an anonymous forum because there's too many homos, perverts & stalkers on the Internet.

 

[Blurt]

:facepalm:

 

[Joe]

Too many 'Eddies' as well. Blurt's own brother was stalked by Eddie who also contacted his employer.

 

[Joe]

That was really scary what Eddie did to yer brother, Blurt.

 

[LotusBud]

I would never post my pic in one of these lion's dens. Without intending it, ever, my real ID was revealed years ago, and now dozens of people know who I am thanks to some disloyal "friend" of yore. I came to the forums simply to waste time, not to welcome mentally disturbed strangers into mt life.

 

[Blurt]

Joe, leave my brother out of your ramblings, you nonce.

 

[LotusBud]

I will never forgive the "friend" who outed me, btw. In case you're reading this, pal.