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[UncleDiLF]

QuicKrush ® !!! Who wants an EXPRESS CRUSH??? 1,2,3!!!

 

[Joe]

You seem so pampered, Countess Queenie. Always gettin yerself purdied up. No wonder the rest of America hates Cali when much of their population lives like & has access to services for Movie Stars, eh? Somehow I think they're slightly jealous of you guys.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

you aren't strong or intelligent enough to squish a ladybug ....go spend your money on a nice 20 gauge shotgun. At the very least the other home schooled misfits will let you play with them...derp

 

[Dove]

Nah Joe. I enjoy beautiful women with confidence.

 

[Dove]

I hate CA for thier politics and attitudes towards others.

 

[Dove]

And that doesnt apply to The Countess

 

[Biggie Smiles]

@Biggie Smiles -who?

PM me

 

[Adam Hitler]

Eh? have you gone all lesbo, Dove?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Biscuits sound so good

Don't biscuits mean something completely different in the US?

This is the UK definition;

 

[The Countess]

Yup lol. We call those cookies. These are our biscuits.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Yes

 

[Adam Hitler]

What a waste, eh? Lulz

 

[LotusBud]

She loves living life on the edge. She was late returning her library books the other day and was worried that she'd face a lengthy jail sentence

Nah. No late library books. But sometimes I worry I'll fuck up the paperwork here and they'll arrest me for being an illegal immigrant. I'm not kidding. Portugal is very anal about their paperwork requirements. And their requirements are very fluid, so it's easy to fuck up.

 

[LotusBud]

What a waste, eh? Lulz

Today was treat day, and I got me a country ham biscuit

Today was treat day? What are all the other days when you eat crap?

 

[LotusBud]

Dove is a lesbian now? A Log Cabin Lesbo?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Look who's showing an interest? Are your hairy nipples erect right now, Lotus? Lulz

 

[Joe]

Really? What happened to her husband?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Covid

 

[Joe]

There's one guy named deadskinmask who posts at VF but we haven't seen him in a while. Hope he's OK. He lives in Alabama where COVID rates are somrwhat high.

 

[Adam Hitler]

He posted on the gook pit recently, as did I, due to boredom, much to my eternal shame.

 

[Dove]

No im not all lesbian unfortunately

 

[Dove]

Id be a really good one though

 

[Dove]

Total fem with just enough butch.

 

[LotusBud]

Covid

He died?

 

[Joe]

at least with physical charms

 

[Frood]

No im not all lesbian unfortunately

.... #metoo

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Covid

He died?

 

[Joe]

So Aryan they still allow you to post at the Chank pit, eh.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yeah and it's still a boring shithole

 

[Joe]

well I was perma banned because I kept mentioning Herman's alcoholism/criminal record & Iron Horse Jockey's past battles with the bottle. And Fashionista didn't like that. She has a soft spot for Herman because she sees him as her Internet Tough Guy Enforcer/Protector.